Kids: Today, I was at a pool party. My friend's little sister pushed...

By imbx - 13/04/2009 00:24 - United States

Today, I was at a pool party. My friend's little sister pushed me in the pool. When I got out, I pushed her in. She started screaming, and I started laughing because I thought she was pissed that I pushed her in. That wasn't why she was screaming. She can't swim. Her whole family witnessed it. FML

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By babydoll13211 - 04/09/2009 21:36 - United States

Today, I was at a friend's pool party. He lives on a lake and one of our friends wouldn't get in the water. My best friend and I decided to push him off the dock. Once we had, I turned to see my crush who had watched looked shocked, then said, "You know he can't swim right?" FML

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By kyle - 05/06/2011 07:00 - United States

Today, my friend pushed me into the swimming pool. Unfortunately, we were eight feet away from the actual pool, so I face-planted and rolled in. FML

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You deserved it 3 715

Nutshot

By Anonymous - 04/05/2022 11:00 - United Kingdom - Macclesfield

Today, I took my sister and her friend to the new swimming pool in our area. They wanted to go down one of the slides, so I went up with them. At the top of the stairs, my sister's friend kicked me in the balls and then pulled my trunks off. They pushed me down the slide naked. FML

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Haunted by you

By Anonymous - 03/05/2022 09:00 - United Kingdom - Southsea

Today, I met an old school friend at a leisure centre swimming pool. We talked for a while and then walked to the end of the pool. Suddenly, out of nowhere, she kneed me in the nuts and pushed me into the water. Once I got up from the water, she told me It was for being mean to her at school. FML

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You deserved it 905

By Anonymous - 19/12/2012 17:19 - Australia - Perth

Today, my friend and I decided to go skinny-dipping in her pool just after we'd finished watching a scary movie. While we were in the pool, I heard something move in the bushes so I freaked out and ran onto the deck, slipping and falling flat on my back. Her dad saw the whole thing. FML

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You deserved it 37 131

By qtpieo1 - 13/08/2010 16:14 - United States

Today, I was at the pool with two boys I babysit. The eldest wouldn't get out of the pool so I pretended to call his dad. He then ran out of the pool, pushed me down, grabbed my phone, chucked it into the pool and then ran back into the pool. FML

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You deserved it 9 734

By "mbrider" - 12/08/2017 16:00

Today, I saved a woman from drowning at a pool where I lifeguard, but when I got her out of the water she started screaming about sexual assault. Apparently I accidentally brushed her breasts when pulling her up and out of the water. She wants to sue me. FML

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Bratz

By Anonymous - 15/06/2016 15:07 - United States

Today, my bratty sister shoved me overboard during a boat ride. Not ten seconds after being pulled back on board, I got an earful of abuse from my parents. My sister is the family favorite and they refuse to believe that I didn't "provoke" her. FML

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You deserved it 917

Great, thanks, I hate you

By Anonymous - 08/09/2010 18:09 - Greece

Today, my family and I attended a pool party. I never learned to swim, so I didn't bring a suit. When someone asked why I wasn't in the pool, my sister replied in a loud voice, "She's on her period and didn't want the pool to get dirty!" Thanks. FML

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You deserved it 4 694

By Anonymous - 03/10/2015 07:00 - United States - Minneapolis

Today, at the swimming pool, I thought it'd be funny to sneak up on my 5-year-old daughter underwater and surprise her. I grabbed her by the sides, and she shrieked. A moment later, a brown cloud erupted from her swimsuit. Cue screaming and a mass panic from the other kids. FML

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You deserved it 12 546

JBiz_fml 0

Monday 13 April 2009 10:02

I ******* hate little kids

Serial 2

Monday 13 April 2009 10:02

put your hands over your eyes, it makes you invisible

Comments

tWitt3rBuG 0

Monday 13 April 2009 10:31

Good move man. That kid started it! Every action has and equal but opposite reaction! Bwahahahaa i wud hv paid to see the look on her face!

alex_vik 0

Monday 13 April 2009 10:31

Why was she at a pool party if she can't swim? And if she lives there, why can't she swim if she has a pool? Either way, karma's a bitch to her. And I lol'd at the irony of #11's post. "ur" isn't a word dumbass.

wallythedolly 0

Monday 13 April 2009 10:32

Well, hopefully she'll not be pushing people into the pool again,

coopdogga 0

Monday 13 April 2009 10:35

I hate when people re-write the fmls from the other persons perspective, it wrecks it ;/ Lol that's awful, hopefully the family understood xD

Weevil_fml 0

Monday 13 April 2009 10:41

Today, I rewrote an FML from the other person's perspective, thinking it would be amusing. Now the entire site hates me. FML.

zargon 1

Monday 13 April 2009 10:44

I love it when people re-write the FMLs from the other side! They're not usually funny (though they are occasionally), but they are very good at showing how, in many cases, like this one, it's really a YDI. A little bit of perspective never hurt anybody.

null_fml 11

Monday 13 April 2009 10:50

Hmmm if she was old enough to physically be able to push you in, the age difference can't be that huge. So she definitely deserved getting pushed in herself. You did the right thing, OP. I'm proud of you. #28 - ROFL!

SomeDude121489 0

Monday 13 April 2009 10:50

Hahah. I would have done the same thing if I was in your situation brosef. What the heck is a little kid doing pushing others in a pool when they should have the common sense that they will be pushed back in? That's one dumb Effing kid.

qtpiezgurl 0

Monday 13 April 2009 10:55

That stupid little kid totally had it coming.

bananapants 0

Monday 13 April 2009 10:57

That's embarrassing. This goes so many ways. Too bad you had to be the person to almost drown a child. Her parents probably hate you but we're all thinking the same thing... Her parents are dumb not to teach their kid to swim and not to push people into pools. Now she knows why, the little jerk. I'd back hand my child for being an insolent little brat and then remind them why it was a stupid decision to push someone into a pool when they can't swim themselves. Eye for and Eye biatch! # 25, LOL isn't a word either.