By thisblows - 11/04/2009 20:42 - United States

Today, I was at a professional hockey game. I wasn't paying attention and a puck was shot into the stands and hit me in the face. My mouth was bleeding and I lost two teeth. As I was trying to cough up my teeth the old man next to me shoved me over and stole the puck. Everyone cheered. FML
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luigi23_fml 0

that sucks you should have punched him

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Sens_fan9 0

Stupid old man. Should have nailed him in the mouth and taken the puck. See how many cheers you would have gotten...

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rootbeerfanatic 6

ooo.. that sucks stupid old guy, what a jerk!

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llSgtScopell 0

Thats hockey for you.

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causeseveneight9 0

awwwhhh. that's horrible. are youu alright?

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youswallow 2

damn, tough luck.

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Bob13_fml 0

Pay attention. You had seats that were close to ice level, you are lucky you did not get hurt worse, you need to keep an eye on whats going on. YDI

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yollew 5

The **** did you expect the OP to do if a puck went flying at them fast enough to knock their teeth out, activate slow motion mode and dodge the puck? They couldn't do anything regardless, dumbass.

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hockeygirl202 0

what game? itd be on the news somewhere.

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Kamazar 0

Even if he was paying attention, how the hell is he going to dodge a puck hit so hard it went up to the stands? Unless the OP's name is Peter Parker, yes, you should've listened to your spidey-sense. You also should've left the guy that stole the puck hanging from the Empire State Building,

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MaiLouIsLegend 0

Aww in the face!!!!! Score. Well lets hope you payed attention to whoever chucked the puck out there ha... Cheers!

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wut_fml 0

Your fault. Everyone knows pucks fly over the glass all the time and that you have to pay attention if you sit that close to the ice. At least you didn't die like one girl who got hit with the puck a few years ago, I think at a Blue Jackets game.

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