By thisblows - 11/04/2009 20:42 - United States

Today, I was at a professional hockey game. I wasn't paying attention and a puck was shot into the stands and hit me in the face. My mouth was bleeding and I lost two teeth. As I was trying to cough up my teeth the old man next to me shoved me over and stole the puck. Everyone cheered. FML
I agree, your life sucks 516
You deserved it 49

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luigi23_fml 0

that sucks you should have punched him

Stupid old man. Should have nailed him in the mouth and taken the puck. See how many cheers you would have gotten...

Comments

should pay attention at a hockey game

Bob13_fml 0

I have no sympathy for you. Pay attention, pay attention, pay attention. I hate when people in the stands get hit by a baseball, puck ect. and complain about it. If you have good seats close to the action, you need to keep an eye on whats going on, Period.

It's common sense! You're there to watch a game, watch the damn game! If not, don't be there.

dumbkid 0

I was at a Portland Pirates game sitting first row, blue line. 4 rows back, this kid gets a puck in his lap during the first. It was a little tap over the glass, no big deal. Then between periods, he catches a tshirt from the cannon. Third period? The puck gets cleared... but right into his face. How's that for lucky?

clampy4x4 0

And you didn't beat his ass why??

quit being an asshole. you deserved that one, douche bag.

dumbkid 0

I was at a Portland Pirates game this year and this kid was sitting in like the 4th row at the blue line. First period.. he gets a puck in the lap. It wasn't too fast, just a deflection off a stick. In between the first and second periods, he catches a t-shirt from one of the cannons. Lucky SOB. Third period... somebody desperately tries to clear the puck and POW! Right in the kisser. Blood came all out his nose and his mouth. Somebody had a bulls eye on them that day.

hockeygirl202 0

well what game was it? it would be on the news somewhere.

mother_green7 0

haha you must look like a mofo now! **** your life; i say it with sympathy my friend

ha ha ha i cant wait to see you on a golf course