By thisblows - 11/04/2009 20:42 - United States

Today, I was at a professional hockey game. I wasn't paying attention and a puck was shot into the stands and hit me in the face. My mouth was bleeding and I lost two teeth. As I was trying to cough up my teeth the old man next to me shoved me over and stole the puck. Everyone cheered. FML
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luigi23_fml 0

that sucks you should have punched him

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Sens_fan9 0

Stupid old man. Should have nailed him in the mouth and taken the puck. See how many cheers you would have gotten...

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mtlxpimp 0

lol i would of decked him right in the face

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jessizzle 0

Shoulda paid attention. You WERE at a hockey game...

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bipolarchipmunk 0

People saying "pay attention"; hockey pucks travel at over 100 mph. Let's see if you can dodge that.

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Canuckchika 0

Hmmm -- if you ever look at the megatron during the game, it periodically warns you about the flying pucks! This is a good reason why ... and you deserve the punch just because you weren't watching the puck ...

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jSOPURE 3

Hockey= Brutal spectator sport. Hope you get your new teeth soon. =X

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neversatisfied 0

I call BS... that happened in an episode of friends where ross got hit in the mouth at a hockey game... FAAAAAAAKE

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idrivefast 0

To all the people who say "your fault", I'd like to see you dodge a puck. It has nothing to do with how close you are, they can hit a puck up in the nose bleeds with no problem. Plus there are suppose to be safety nets.

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RJ1817 0

#80....so just because it happened on a TV show it can't actually happen? Getting hit with the puck at a hockey game happens quite alot, maybe not in a serious nature, but it still happens. The protective nets are only set up behind both the nets and no on the sides, so it can happen. btw, who was playing?

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