By thisblows - 11/04/2009 20:42 - United States

Today, I was at a professional hockey game. I wasn't paying attention and a puck was shot into the stands and hit me in the face. My mouth was bleeding and I lost two teeth. As I was trying to cough up my teeth the old man next to me shoved me over and stole the puck. Everyone cheered. FML
I agree, your life sucks 516
You deserved it 49

Top comments

luigi23_fml 0

that sucks you should have punched him

Stupid old man. Should have nailed him in the mouth and taken the puck. See how many cheers you would have gotten...

Comments

should've punched the guy who stole the puck.

thats to be expected at a hockey game its not like you died or anything like some people have

i dont believe this one, they have nets up so pucks don't go up into the stands. And the places where there aren't nets are the places where if a puck did go into the stands it wouldn't be shot that hard.

DeeJayD 0

Sue the owners of the stadium for not putting up barriers to stop this happening.

onaboat325 0

all you hockey bashers need to get a grip. the key here is..."i wasn't paying attention". before EVERY game they give a big, lengthy speech about spectators paying attention because pucks could fly out into the stands at any time, just like in baseball a foul ball could shoot into the stands. it's your fault for not paying attention. sorry.

you should've punched the old ******.

brcck 0

Umm, it's hockey. So... Shocker.

People, stop blaming the OP for not paying attention. Even when you're watching the game carefully the whole time, it's still hard to dodge a puck coming at you, especially one going fast enough to knock out teeth.

ouch that really sucks you so should have stolen it back