By Mason_Jayson - 22/03/2009 19:45 - United States

Today, I was at a sandwich shop and couldn't help but secretly remove a loose hair from a girl standing in front of me. I yanked it and she instantly began screaming and crying. It was in fact a very long mole hair. The thing started bleeding like a gunshot wound. My apologies went unnoticed. FML
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Mason_Jayson 0

This is my FML. In my UNDESERVED defense...I do have a little OCD, I work in healthcare and automatically want to help when I see something like that, and there may have been a few beers involved. I'm not a pervert and have never done anything like that before (and you had better believe since). And for those who are curious: the mole was on her shoulder and the hair I touched was down by her shoulderbladeish area. This sucker was LONG.

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freaky922 0

Which is why you never, ever let your OCD take control when in public.

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xjbearx 0

while that really sucks for you, i gotta say. you just don't do stuff like that to strangers.

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mehwhateverr 0

And now I feel queasy. You definitely did not deserve that.

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milkduds22 0

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA LMAOLMAOLMAOLMAOLMAO!!!!!!! OMG THAT IS HILARIOUS!!!!!!!!!!!!! everyone who is saying how gross it is, come on!!! have some fun!!!!!! its sooooo funny!!!! but i feel bad for the girl, i mean OUCH!!!! how long could that hair be anyway?

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AK 2

What the hell? Don't touch strangers. No one will thank you for taking out their loose hairs.

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malz288 0

thats absolutely repulsive. didnt your mother tell you to always keep your hands to yourself?

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yer8899 0

i bet you screamed and smelt it like that freak on charlies angels

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Chris968 0

You're one of those people who cause me to freak out in public because you don't understand the concept of a Personal Space Bubble.

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fml2424 0

I dont even care that you did that.. a lot of people do that. I'm way more concerned with that girl and her obvious disregard for the maintenance of her mole hairs. gross.

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bec_fml 0

hahahah thats too funny and i dont think its creepy or wierd really, if i had a loose hair on my shirt i would appreciate someone being nice enough to remove it. And if i saw that, the LAST thing i would think is that it was growing from someone's mole

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shortysmalls 0

#53 is so right. Way to be a crazy person. Thats just kind of ridiculous.

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guinness_fml 0

19 FTW Hands to yourself, and any significant other you may happen to have. That's a good general rule

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