By Mason_Jayson - 22/03/2009 19:45 - United States

Today, I was at a sandwich shop and couldn't help but secretly remove a loose hair from a girl standing in front of me. I yanked it and she instantly began screaming and crying. It was in fact a very long mole hair. The thing started bleeding like a gunshot wound. My apologies went unnoticed. FML
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Mason_Jayson 0

This is my FML. In my UNDESERVED defense...I do have a little OCD, I work in healthcare and automatically want to help when I see something like that, and there may have been a few beers involved. I'm not a pervert and have never done anything like that before (and you had better believe since). And for those who are curious: the mole was on her shoulder and the hair I touched was down by her shoulderbladeish area. This sucker was LONG.

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freaky922 0

Which is why you never, ever let your OCD take control when in public.

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xjbearx 0

while that really sucks for you, i gotta say. you just don't do stuff like that to strangers.

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andiecandyy 0

well, you shouldnt touch strangers. but u did her a favor

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DamnGoodTimes 0

Why would you touch another stranger?!?

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jbucklez 0

wtf went through your head when you thought you would pull a hair from someone elses body....thats terrible desgusting...i would have pressed you with charges of assault

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jbucklez 0

wtf went through your head when you thought you would pull a hair from someone elses body....thats terrible desgusting...i would have pressed you with charges of assault

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mzmaverickd 7

You DEF deserved it! How dare you post an FML???

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wanderingmaiden 0

best ever. AWESOME :D

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ashleyy_fml 0

HAHA #19. so great That's actually the most disgusting thing ever, and really unfortunate for that person. But if you didn't know the person, why would you want to touch they're loose hair?? That's gross. Maybe if you knew them, but that's still a little weird. Definitely not an FML.

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