By Mason_Jayson - 22/03/2009 19:45 - United States

Today, I was at a sandwich shop and couldn't help but secretly remove a loose hair from a girl standing in front of me. I yanked it and she instantly began screaming and crying. It was in fact a very long mole hair. The thing started bleeding like a gunshot wound. My apologies went unnoticed. FML
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Mason_Jayson 0

This is my FML. In my UNDESERVED defense...I do have a little OCD, I work in healthcare and automatically want to help when I see something like that, and there may have been a few beers involved. I'm not a pervert and have never done anything like that before (and you had better believe since). And for those who are curious: the mole was on her shoulder and the hair I touched was down by her shoulderbladeish area. This sucker was LONG.

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freaky922 0

Which is why you never, ever let your OCD take control when in public.

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xjbearx 0

while that really sucks for you, i gotta say. you just don't do stuff like that to strangers.

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green_man 0

Man, I despise you people who have to pick everything (lint, fuzz, "loose hairs," etc) off everyone else. Keep your hands to yourself, for etiquette's sake.

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the_scene_queen 0

haha Ocd much. lol i do that all the time...but theres not normaly a mole on the other end, haha

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summer66_fml 0

how did you not realize it was coming from a mole??

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fuckmyl1f333 0

lmao, but yeah, u r flippin retarded. Why would u touch a stranger? Did she know it was you or did u slowly walk away??

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ilanie04 16

Meant to dislike your comment. Before ever calling someone an incredibly offensive word towards people who have the disorder. LEARN SOME ******* GRAMMAR.

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truelyajerk 0

thats freaking sick! a mole hair that long...

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Zoe135 0

OCD is a sad sad thing to live with. even though that voice was telling you to pick it off her, she is still a stranger. LMAO THATS GROSS MAN REAL GROSS!!! MENTAL IMAGA AND FEELING!!! OWWWW!!!!

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Marysenjo 0

i have tears running down my face, i'm laughing so hard. i'm really sorry, but hahaha A LONG MOLEHAIR?!! omg hahahaha

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nono_fml 0

man dont feel too bad. i mean you did have good intentions of trying to help.... she shoulda done something about that though. a)its gros b)c'mon couldnt she cut it off??

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luvinblink87 0

oh dear god. not a big deal. i do this sometimes too.. its not gross or anything. but definitely pull gently next time.

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grosie 0

haha i always have the urge to do that or with peoples split ends. xx

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