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By shitpile - 06/08/2010 18:09 - United States

Today, I was at a water park with my family. While on the 100ft slide, my father decided it would be a great idea to pants me. I slipped and went down the 100ft slide naked for everyone to see. FML

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By Anonymous - 04/05/2022 11:00 - United Kingdom - Macclesfield

Today, I took my sister and her friend to the new swimming pool in our area. They wanted to go down one of the slides, so I went up with them. At the top of the stairs, my sister's friend kicked me in the balls and then pulled my trunks off. They pushed me down the slide naked. FML

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By canadiankc - 04/06/2009 02:14 - United Kingdom

Today, I was at the waterpark. I decided to go down a slide shaped like a funnel. On the way down, my bikini bottom untied. Then I got lodged in a V shape, arse first, in the hole at the funnel exit, exposing myself to the entire pool until I could slither out. FML

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By Anonymous - 12/07/2009 04:08 - United States

Today, I went to the water park, and got in a line on a staircase to get on a waterslide. A couple of minutes in, I felt a large amount of warm liquid drip on my head. Seconds later, a crying girl was being lead down the stairs, and being told that "everyone wets themselves sometimes." FML

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By Anonymous - 25/07/2013 20:33 - United States - Roseburg

Today, I went camping with my family. While I was using the shower house, my sister decided it'd be hilarious to run off with my clothes and towel. I ran back to the camper, completely naked, only for my parents to bitch me out for streaking. FML

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By Anonymous - 19/12/2012 17:19 - Australia - Perth

Today, my friend and I decided to go skinny-dipping in her pool just after we'd finished watching a scary movie. While we were in the pool, I heard something move in the bushes so I freaked out and ran onto the deck, slipping and falling flat on my back. Her dad saw the whole thing. FML

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By no_hullabalo - 04/09/2009 14:50 - Taiwan

Today, I went para sailing for the first time ever. My friends thought it would be funny to pull down my trunks right before my feet left the boat. I dangled there in the air for the whole resort to see. And I lost my shorts in the ocean. FML

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By Higgs - 02/06/2009 19:10 - United States

Today, I went to the pool. When I hit the water the top of my swimsuit came off so I tried to put it on underwater. The lifeguard thought I was drowning and pulled me out in front of everyone. Topless. FML

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By Anonymous - 27/02/2010 03:01 - United States

Today, I went to the park with my friend and we decided to swing. While we were swinging, we decided to jump off backwards. All would have worked out fine if my pants hadn't gotten caught on the metal of the swing, leaving my bare butt exposed. The man who was in the park with his daughter left. FML

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By NoRunning - 17/06/2011 19:15 - United States

Today, I was at the water park, when I slipped and fell to the ground in front of the no running sign. I was walking. FML

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By meeeoow - 22/01/2011 10:05 - Australia

Today, my drunken father decided to walk my quiet street naked. FML

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Friday 6 August 2010 23:22

Good family structure. It's nice to know Dads these days expose their kids for the world too see.

softballgirl16 0

Friday 6 August 2010 23:19

wow......fyl

Comments

MJlovesgrapes 0

Saturday 7 August 2010 0:42

hahahah :) . yuup , if i was a dad, which im not cuz im not a guy ;p , i woulda done that :) .

MJlovesgrapes 0

Saturday 7 August 2010 0:48

omg :) i really hope he does have a mustache!

gabbielove 0

Saturday 7 August 2010 0:53

Did you enjoy the water?! :)

MJlovesgrapes 0

Saturday 7 August 2010 0:58

70 - not cool .

superbadd 0

Saturday 7 August 2010 0:58

if ur a dude I'm sad I missed it.

OfficialxAmber 0

Saturday 7 August 2010 0:58

Wouldn't it be 'de-pants'?

Imyourstar15 0

Saturday 7 August 2010 1:01

im thinking he wanted to "slip n slide" right into you. i call for a rape.

stilettogoddess 0

Saturday 7 August 2010 1:03

No, op's dad is the pedobear!

TaylorTotsYumm 10

Saturday 7 August 2010 1:06

No, I'm the pedobear.

tigercoon 12

Saturday 7 August 2010 1:08

Okay, is it necessary to say YDI and then repeat the ******* FML? Seriously, if you have no real input for this situation, then don't comment! Simple as that! OP, your dad has a badass sense of humor! That's ******* hilarious lol But I am sorry that he humiliated you. =/ FYL :p