Health: Today, I was at dentist to get impressions made. The hygienist...

By gpistas - 23/05/2010 06:08 - United States

Today, I was at dentist to get impressions made. The hygienist put way too much of the plaster stuff on the press. She put it in my mouth and asked if I was okay, I shook my head no and promptly vomited. It sat at the back of my throat and I could not spit it out until the plaster hardened. FML

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By Anonymous - 23/05/2019 16:00

Today, I was at my job as a dental assistant and I was told to take an X-ray of a woman's teeth. As soon as I put the foam piece into her mouth, she projectile-vomited all over me and the floor. I had just started my 5-hour shift. FML

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Gag reflex

By banananana - 25/09/2019 20:00 - Switzerland

Today, my dentist applied a paste on my teeth to make them more resistant. It tasted so disgustingly like artificial banana that I had to throw up. I'm not allowed to brush my teeth, drink or eat for 4 hours. FML

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By My spit everywhere - 30/12/2015 07:48 - United States - La Grange Park

Today, I went to the dentist. She had a tool that sucks up saliva, and put it in my mouth. She told me to close my mouth, and I did. Turns out she forgot to turn it on, causing my saliva to go all over my face. I had to sit like that for the rest of the visit. FML

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Numb

By A.J. - 13/04/2019 08:00 - United States

Today, I had a dentist appointment in which a nurse numbed my mouth. After coming home, I took a nap in which I unknowing bit through my top lip. I physically can't speak. FML

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By Anonymous - 17/05/2020 05:00 - Australia

Today, I was violently sick. There was so much vomit forcing itself out that I dislocated my jaw. I continued throwing up with a dislocated jaw for an hour or so. FML

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By Dr.Anonymous - 22/03/2014 11:56 - India - Mumbai

Today, I was treating a patient at the hospital where I'm a dentist. This particular gentleman was old and slightly deaf. After completing the procedure I gestured to the spitoon and asked him to spit. He got up, steadied himself, and spat straight in my face. FML

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By soccer_bball - 14/10/2013 19:32 - United States - Frisco

Today, I was at the dentist. I ended up having some work done and left with a numb mouth. I have school pictures in less than 2 hours and I can neither smile nor stop drooling everywhere. FML

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By MGDS - 14/12/2013 05:52 - United States - Pine Grove

Today, I had to take an oral examination. I made it to the last part of the exam, then violently threw up in the middle of my answer. FML

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By navyma - 17/09/2009 05:10 - Korea Republic of

Today, I went to the orthodontist to have my braces worked on. I accidentally swallowed some of the cleaning solution she used. She told me it would probably give me an upset stomach. Apparently, an upset stomach and crapping your pants means the same thing to an orthodontist. FML

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By Anonymous - 27/03/2012 19:08 - United States - Fountain Valley

Today, I missed my dentist appointment. I couldn't attend, because I was too busy puking my guts up due to a bad reaction to the pain medication I'm taking for my toothache. FML

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Sunday 23 May 2010 16:06

fyl indeed

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Sunday 23 May 2010 16:20

eww, that's just gross, fyl.

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stacers 0

Sunday 23 May 2010 18:37

lol Sean, your nose is still connected to your lungs through the windpipe, which is what the op is claiming was blocked off. The oxygen still has to go to the same place...

cincin75 0

Sunday 23 May 2010 18:41

If op was a girl, I'd like guess the dentist did it on purpose. Naughty one. ;)

SelfGenocide 0

Sunday 23 May 2010 18:47

the same exact thing happened to me when they took my braces off... Cept I made sure to get some of it on the stupid orthodontist woman ;)

heather_bunny 3

Sunday 23 May 2010 18:53

i'm sure if the dentist (or dentist's assistant, i'm assuming) had an FML it would read like this: Today, a patient came in who needed an impression and promptly gagged up vomit, this is the third time this week. I just ignored it because it was so disgusting! I mean, I could have done anything for a career, but instead, I'm a dentist, putting my hands into nasty mouths all day. The only thing worse would be being a foot doctor. FML btw, same thing happened to me. nasty impressions. :(

1dayiwilleatdogs 0

Monday 24 May 2010 4:40

a proctologist would be worse lol but that does suck I actually enjoyed getting impressions though

seanreddog 4

Sunday 23 May 2010 19:07

37 good gob for making me feel like the stupid one.  But i just tried this with water in my throat and i could still breathe...

fruhe 0

Sunday 23 May 2010 19:19

That hygienist doesn't know how to do her job. I've never gagged when getting impressions. It's never pleasant, but at least my hygienist was careful enough not to put too much of that stuff. Sorry, OP :(