By kashish0711 - 02/08/2009 16:14 - India

Today, I was at home, my mom came and saw me holding what she thought was a glass of beer. She took the glass, threw it and slapped me for drinking it. I was drinking Apple Juice. FML
I agree, your life sucks 59 699
You deserved it 3 184

Same thing different taste

Comments

You should have punched her in the face.

ydi for drinking apple juice. OJ is way better

OJ's a murderer! He's lucky to be in jail only for armed robbery.

Haha, i dont know why, but all your elementary jokes on various FMLs still make me chuckle. =)

Thank you, I guess. One thing I try to do is make my comment different from the rest. Sometimes I go highbrow, bizarro-world, against the tide, punny, silly or make an obscure reference, and each approach seems to work with different people. Next time I think one is too "elementary" and not submit it, I will go ahead and do it for your sake. Cheers!

Are you sure it wasn't a urine sample?

oystersmoke 0

i am drinking AJ now funny -i just made the comment it looked like beer. your mom needs to chill on the bitch slap though.

AngryWookie 0

Sounds like she had reason to suspect you.

9az00 0

YDI for not drinking beer ;p

geez! a little high strung there mama?

ahahahaha thats funny ur mom overeacts lol well am indian to nd trust me my mom overreacts to everything itzz so annyoing buhh u should try beer tho itzz yummy lol unless ur like under 12 or sumfin lol thoo ahahaha i bet u she probley startin cryin after

sublime93 0

You sound like you're ******* 12 yourself, dumbass "BEER IZ YUMMY LULZLULZ" Stfu.

Eddyoftheabc 0

Actually, I think #48 was making fun of past posts- it was like 3 of the conversations on here, all in one, with bad spelling.

Wow, midwestjerk, your a freaking idiot...