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By kashish0711 - 02/08/2009 16:14 - India

Today, I was at home, my mom came and saw me holding what she thought was a glass of beer. She took the glass, threw it and slapped me for drinking it. I was drinking Apple Juice. FML

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By Anonymous - 03/12/2011 10:05 - United Kingdom

Today, I helped myself to a small glass of cocktail from the fridge, not realising it was alcoholic. I told my mom what happened. She made me drink salty water until I vomited so I wouldn't get "alcohol poisoning". I'm 19. FML

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By TheSentinel05 - 27/10/2020 12:01 - United States - San Jose

Today, my mom said my name and startled me so badly, I jumped and dropped the glass I was holding. She still isn’t speaking to me for breaking her favorite glass. FML

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By Good Parenting? - 26/06/2015 16:38 - United States - Columbia

Today, my mother woke me up by putting a beer on my face. After 15 minutes of her telling me to "just take a sip" and me rejecting it, I finally did just to shut her up. She then yelled at me for giving in to "peer pressure". FML

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By MagnusDeus - 07/06/2015 15:46 - United States - San Francisco

Today, I left a concert with my drunk mother who had spilled beer all over my shirt. I drove her home and she slept it off. Later, my mom "found" my shirt in the laundry and grounded me for drinking behind her back. She won't believe me that it was her. FML

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By zazzleface - 09/04/2012 12:23 - United States - Bergenfield

Today, my mom was in the kitchen when her shirt caught on fire. Acting quickly, I poured my glass of water on her. Instead of thanking me, she yelled at me for making a mess. FML

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By FunTimes - 19/08/2019 04:00 - Canada

Today, my mom got drunk and tried to push me off a ladder. FML

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By alcoholic - 31/10/2009 14:30 - Estonia

Today, I was telling my teenage daughter about the effects from alcohol, and how she should not give in to peer pressure. While talking, I noticed that she was looking at me funny. There was a wine glass in my hand. FML

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By ouch - 12/07/2013 07:22 - United States

Today, my mom got drunk and punched me in the nose, then yelled at me for bleeding on the carpet. FML

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You deserved it 4 761

By mariama - 23/01/2013 17:45 - United States

Today, I visited my family. Over the course of 2 hours, my brother punched me, and my mom slapped me across the face after drinking way too much wine. When I started gathering my things to leave, my mom started crying about how I don't visit enough. FML

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By wastedbaby - 04/07/2011 02:02 - United States

Today, I was watching a home video of when my mom was pregnant with me. She had a beer in her hand. FML

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Sunday 2 August 2009 23:05

That's hilarious.

jyn_fml 0

Sunday 2 August 2009 23:05

wow that's kinda f'ed up

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nandothecooldude 0

Monday 3 August 2009 1:38

your mom is a bigger retard then you are you dipshit!

in_wonderland 1

Monday 3 August 2009 1:42

**** abuse

xmusicxaddict13x 0

Monday 3 August 2009 2:25

Dude, no way! My mom did the same thing to me. Only clean glass in the house was a Budweiser glass, and I really wanted apple juice... She yelled at me. Luckily, I was out of arm's reach.

giggity0giggity 0

Monday 3 August 2009 2:50

wtf? punching babies? feeding baby otters cigarettes?

giggity0giggity 0

Monday 3 August 2009 2:56

wtf? punching babies? feeding baby otters cigarettes?

flyingpan8 0

Monday 3 August 2009 3:50

i am surprised that nobody has said this given the slap and the fact that the OP is Indian and all.... but "HOW CAN SHE SLAP?!" for those of you who don't understand, please just look it up on YouTube. it's hillarious, i promise.

Sleepwalker418 0

Monday 3 August 2009 4:42

LOL YOU WIN! I've seen that video. You just made this FML funnier.

8IGHTY8 0

Monday 3 August 2009 4:29

hmmmmmmmmm ......... in India parent hate their kid to be alcoholics!!!!

irockmyworld 0

Monday 3 August 2009 5:02

oooo you're from india. now i totally understand why you didnt shout bloody murder when your mum slapped you. and why drinking beer is "taboo" for you. how old are you anyway? i think you should go have it out with your mum rather than coming to FML to whine about it. be a man.