By TooTallNiCo - 28/11/2009 17:36 - United States

Today, I was at lunch with my mom and we were talking about how to tell my brother that Santa Claus isn't real. After we finished our conversation, I heard someone crying. Little did I know, two little kids and their parents were sitting in the booth behind me. FML
I agree, your life sucks 14 003
You deserved it 36 088

Same thing different taste

Top comments

Soo why are you going to tell your brother that Santa isn't real? Aren't people supposed to figure that out on their own?

iFerret 0

YOU MEAN HE'S NOT REAL?!?!?!? :'((

Comments

sarcdude 3

Well they had to learn sometime. I knew early on Santa Clause wasn't real.

Well, I don't think you should have to "tell" kids. My mom didn't ever tell me santa wasn't real, in fact she'll still write "from santa" on some gifts. I just realized as I grew older that he wasn't and it wasn't a big deal that way, I kinda just shrugged it off.

sarcdude 3

To elaborate, I always knew he wasn't real, but when I was 10 I decided to put it to the test. I wrote a letter to Santa and gave it to my mother to deliver it. I determined that if I had all the presents on the list, then Santa was real. If I didn't have all the presents on the list and not one single lump of coal, Santa didn't exist. I got one of the presents on the list, and no coal, so voila, no Santa :D

kris4126 0

...you mean "Santa Claus"? AAAAAAAAAAAAAND YDI.

caits13 0

**** you bitch. Santa clause is one of the best parts of childhood - my younger sister still believes and it's amazing to see how happy she is on chirstmas mornings. You deserved it and be more ****** careful next time... you just ruined a few of the happiest moments of children's lives.

You sound very angry about the whole Santa issue... got too much coal in your stocking when you were a kid? "Santa's real, you ******* bitch, and when I find him I'm gonna settle the score with that bastard!"

NotEven 0

Today, my family and I went out for a nice dinner. It was ruined by some loudmouth in the booth behind us talking about how Santa isn't real. My kids heard and started crying. FML

Thank you did it! Ive always walked outside if I needed to use my mobile! Its just ya know your trying to relax and and destress and detox negative energy via good music and some java When some moron comes in talking as if they were auditioning for a wrestling match! Though hey wrestlers are cool! LOL

What? Do you have a prescription for what you just took?

Oh And Santa is giving you coal this year!

For ***** sake. This is why you don't tell kids Santa Claus exists in the first place.

Don't know what the big deal is. I found out on my own there is no such thing as Santa Claus when I caught my mom stuffing my stocking late at night. Did I care? no! Did I cry? no! why? because whether he existed or not I would still be getting Christmas presents! FYI: There are worse things that kids can pick up nowadays in public than hearing that Santa isn't real!