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By botharebad - 13/03/2010 05:14 - Canada

Today, I was at my boyfriend's apartment, when I came across a lacy black thong in the laundry. When confronted, he swore it was his. I don't know what's worse, the possibility that another woman left it there, or the idea that my boyfriend owns and wears women's lingerie. FML

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By Angry - 04/08/2009 20:21 - United States

Today, I found a pair of women's underwear in the laundry that wasn't mine. I confronted my boyfriend about it. They were his. FML

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By I'm out - 06/09/2016 17:02 - United States - Huntsville

Today, I found a thong at my boyfriend's house. When I confronted him about it, he panicked and claimed it was his mom's. Right. FML

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By Busted - 16/03/2010 18:35 - United Kingdom

Today, I broke up with my boyfriend since I believed him to be cheating on me with another woman, something he adamantly denied. I went to his house to get all my stuff back. After I left, I discovered a silk thong that definitely did not belong to me, in amongst my clothes. FML

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By asdfghjkl_12 - 25/02/2009 04:33 - United States

Today, I found out that my boyfriend owns and wears more thongs than I do. FML

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By eeelise5296 - 01/03/2012 20:39 - United States

Today, my boyfriend sent me a picture. In the mirror I could see a bra and thong sitting on his bed. They weren't mine. FML

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By anonymous - 22/02/2010 18:11 - Canada

Today, I found out that my ex-boyfriend stole a pair of my underwear, and still wears them to this day. FML

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This is fine

By TheywearintheDIRTYlaundrybasket! - 26/03/2019 22:00

Today, I walked into the house I share with my boyfriend and found his mum sashaying up and down the hall. When she saw me, she exclaimed, "Oh, you've got to tell me where you get your underwear from!" Yep, she was wearing my panties. Neither she nor her son could see why I would be upset by that. FML

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By Lilie - 17/12/2008 10:25 - France

Today, my boyfriend came round to drop off some underwear, which I'd left at his house. Not all of what he brought was mine. FML

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Why would you do that?

By HughGorgy - 20/03/2009 05:37 - Canada

Today, after sex with my girlfriend, I thought it would be sexy to wear her underwear until we saw each other again. I found a pair in her bathroom, but they definitely weren't her sexy ones. Her mom walked in on me to collect the laundry and screeched, "What are you doing with my panties!" FML

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By Anonymous - 15/07/2009 00:37 - United States

Today, while at my boyfriend's house waiting for him to shower, his mother slams a pair of underwear on the table and tells me that if she ever finds something like that in her son's room again, she is forbidding him from seeing me. The underwear isn't mine. FML

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lexuality 0

Saturday 13 March 2010 12:04

Tell him to wear them to bed next time you're together and see how he reacts. And who knows, it could be hot. :P

cardinallove 11

Saturday 13 March 2010 12:09

Are you kidding me? Cheating is way worse than crossdressing. Most crossdressers are heterosexual men. There's nothing wrong with that. Open your mind up, you might like it. If not, at least let him do his thing. I'd rather have a man who likes to wear feminine clothing over a cheater anyday.

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VeryNice329 0

Saturday 13 March 2010 12:12

wow ahaha. your boyfriend is a closet cross dresser or he REALLY didn't want to get in trouble for leaving Candy's panties behind.

HumanitysFinest 15

Tuesday 8 December 2015 21:36

What an excellent summary of the entire FML

xxjona777xx 0

Saturday 13 March 2010 12:23

at least u have a bf that doesn't have a panty line when we wears his tight pants..

dedcircuit 0

Saturday 13 March 2010 12:23

FYL for dating Larry David.

Giorgio272 2

Saturday 13 March 2010 12:59

So he enjoys silky lace thongs, who cares? I know some women that enjoy mens clothing. Right snikerdoodle.

okieraider71 4

Saturday 13 March 2010 13:00

#24 (a boringshit)--You might want to ease back on how much crack you are smoking.

koco4 0

Saturday 13 March 2010 18:26

that how he gets his crack, by sleeping around lol

TiffanyBlews27 0

Monday 15 March 2010 5:26

@85, 35, you 2 are awesome!!!! ;) <3

Peroxide 3

Saturday 13 March 2010 13:08

Mabey he just wants to feel pretty. Im pretty sure its safe to assume he skips around the house wearing just the thong singing "I feel pretty, oh so pretty"

MakaPaka_fml 0

Saturday 13 March 2010 14:06

If I were to witness someone doing that, I'd die from laughing too hard.

Jimbo2000 0

Saturday 13 March 2010 13:09

What if they got mixed into someone else wash? you did say that he lives in an apartment

lettertjes 0

Saturday 13 March 2010 13:15

Well yes that could happen, but then when confronted he would say 'I must have mixed things up in the laundry room' and not 'oh yeah they're mine'.

KBfml89 0

Saturday 13 March 2010 13:15

This is not an issue of being for or against "open relationships." If you're in a relationship that you and your partner have established as not being monagamous then there's nothing deceitful about dating other people at the same time. In this situation however it seems pretty clear that the OP's boyfriend was sleeping with other women without the OP's knowledge and then he lied to cover it up.