Miscellaneous: Today, I was at my friend's house. We were looking at her dad's...

By Anonymous - 03/01/2011 11:18 - United States

Today, I was at my friend's house. We were looking at her dad's guns, and I was explaining gun safety and how you should never put your finger on the trigger. I then shot a hole in the floor of her house. FML

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By Anonymous - 17/07/2021 10:59

Today, I took my 15-year-old daughter to our local shooting range for her birthday, as she requested. While she was setting up a target in front of me, I jokingly pulled the trigger and shouted, "Think Fast!" not realizing that the safety was off. I shot my daughter in the arm on her birthday. FML

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By guns save lives, so does gun safety - 03/02/2023 10:00

Today, my girlfriend called me an "obsessive weirdo" for always checking the chamber on my handgun whenever I pick it up. The last time I let her touch it, she mishandled it and shot a hole in the floor. Glad she's learned her lesson. FML

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By Notre_Dame_714 - 08/04/2015 21:17 - United States

Today, I went to the gun range for a birthday and got shot in the foot by my mom. FML

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By dead man walking? - 04/10/2015 13:21 - United States

Today, I met my girlfriend's parents. Her dad showed me his gun collection, and said the first rule of gun safety is never to point a gun at something you don't intend to kill. All while waving a handgun in my direction and glaring at me with barely suppressed rage. FML

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By Emily - 12/11/2012 18:12 - United States - Hayward

Today, while sitting in a waiting room, a man assured me "The safety's on" after he handed his kid his BB gun. A minute later, I practically had a hole in my foot. FML

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By raebelle - 02/06/2011 17:32 - United States

Today, my boyfriend and I went shooting. While I was showing him how to properly hold and adjust a rifle, he accidentally pulled the trigger. The gun kicked back and hit me in the face, breaking my nose. FML

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By Anonymous - 29/11/2013 05:53 - United States

Today, my neighbor brought a ruined napkin holder over and claimed that we drilled a hole through his wall and ruined it. I apologized, not telling him that it was actually a bullet that my boyfriend shot through the wall. FML

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By gunman - 20/10/2009 04:57 - United States

Today, I was showing my friend's dad an airsoft gun I was hoping he would be interested in buying. It's a pistol worth about 90 bucks. In the midst of showing him, I thought it would be funny to do a fake, upwards "pistol whip". The mag ended up flying out full speed and hitting him in the eye. FML

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By ZombieGirl0417 - 30/09/2015 21:13 - United States - Jupiter

Today, my aunt asked to see my new airsoft pistol. Not thinking anything of it, I handed it to her. She shot me in the leg. I was standing next to her. FML

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By clumsylobster - 13/10/2014 21:33 - Australia - Perth

Today, my friends and I went paintballing. The instructor showed us the sound of an unloaded gun by shooting at my face. It wasn't unloaded. FML

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Monday 3 January 2011 19:26

You shouldn't be fingering another guy's rods right in front of their own daughters. Accidental discharges will have many negative consequences.

CrazyManNo9 29

Monday 3 January 2011 19:22

This whole scenario is wrong on so many levels. At least it was only the floor, however.

Comments

Cwfml_fml 0

Tuesday 4 January 2011 15:51

My mother in-law did that Christmas morning right by my leg.

waywick 0

Tuesday 4 January 2011 16:17

woulda been a better story had you shot your friend; this just makes you look like a fool

fthku 13

Tuesday 4 January 2011 20:10

From what hole did you arrive where shooting someone is a "better story"?

Yourhonor 0

Sunday 9 January 2011 4:45

I think he/she meant "better" as in more interesting or more FML worthy.

RMC000 7

Thursday 6 January 2011 4:28

And to the person blowing holes in your lady's floor... not smart. However, the owner of said firearm should not have been storing it loaded and with the safety off. I store all my weapons unloaded with the safety on, in a locked room accessible only by myself.

yy577 0

Thursday 6 January 2011 6:21

smooth bro

gameguy998 0

Thursday 6 January 2011 6:28

that is a YouTube vid except it's a police officer and he's at a preschool

boobies8285 0

Saturday 8 January 2011 3:17

Would've been even better if her dad was right below you!

DukeOfSaoPaulo 0

Thursday 20 January 2011 0:07

I've gotta say, why didn't you check if it was loaded? Or are you just a CoD kiddie playing with some kind of semi-automatic weapon and you didn't know that along with removing the magazine, you have to clear the chamber?