Animals: Today, I was at my girlfriend's house for dinner. Her mom gave...

By BigBallah93 - 05/07/2009 15:23 - China

Today, I was at my girlfriend's house for dinner. Her mom gave me some seasoned cauliflower, which I didn't like. Not wanting to dissapoint my girlfriend's mom, I slipped the cauliflower of my plate and gave it to their dog. It turns out cauliflower gives their dog explosive diarrhea. FML

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Same thing different taste

Good one

By bf. - 19/12/2013 02:59 - Canada - London

Today, I met my girlfriend's parents for the first time. Dinner was going well until her dad secretly fed the asparagus to the dog under the table, and then "discovered" what a childish thing I had done. My girlfriend believed him. FML

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Tasty!

By Andrew Williams - 12/01/2023 06:00

Today, on the kitchen counter, there was a plate that had snacks on it. I decided to take a bite. I spat it out. Later on, my mother told me it was dog food. FML

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By FishFlingingMonkey - 22/08/2015 03:55 - Canada - Saint John

Today, I was eating and my dog kept bothering me. She kept scratching my legs for food, so I took a large piece of fish from my plate and tossed it out into the hallway. It flew right into my mother's face. FML

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By iGreen - 09/07/2011 14:34 - Canada

Today, my mom cooked her dog some potatoes, carrots, beef, rice and peas. She cooks better food for her dog than she will for our family. FML

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Your cooking, dude

By Anonymous - 09/02/2021 20:00

Today, I made popcorn shrimp. My dog was being a whiner so I gave her one of the shrimp. I guess she didn't like it because she hopped right back up and spat it out on my plate. FML

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By that_culinary_degree_though - 13/05/2014 02:46 - United States - Auburn

Today, my mom invited me over yet again so I could practice my culinary degree by making an exquisite, gourmet meal for her dog; a three year old Pomeranian who pees in my shoes. FML

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Bad boy

By Anonymous - 05/07/2019 14:00

Today, I went home for lunch. Upon opening the door, I smelled something horrid. My dog had opened his cage, eaten all the dog treats, and had diarrhea all over my bed and bedroom floor. FML

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By btg - 06/02/2010 06:27 - United States

Today, I found out that my girlfriend feeds her boogers to our dog. Sometimes she even makes her do tricks for them. FML

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Grossed out

By vomiting - 07/03/2022 16:00

Today, my boyfriend took me home to have dinner with his parents. I couldn’t eat a single bite after watching his mom let her three dogs taste all the food off her hands, while she also licked her own fingers while cooking. Later on, he dumped me for being rude and “too high maintenance." FML

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Healthy lifestyle goals

By Anonymous - 06/04/2023 10:00

Today, I made a healthy, delicious dinner. My girlfriend picked at it until it went cold, then stuck it in the fridge. Later, she devoured a giant bowl of sugary cereal, then complained all night that her stomach hurt. This happens a lot. FML

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your_face 15

Sunday 5 July 2009 20:29

You're too young/immature for a girlfriend. YDI. If you're that desperate to please her mom, just choke down the food, and ask for drink refills to wash it down.

Glam_fml 0

Sunday 5 July 2009 20:11

Just deny, deny, deny if they ask you about it. They can't pin it on you.

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Ana_Aryani 0

Sunday 5 July 2009 22:27

harden the **** up and eat your veggies!

ILoveJace01 0

Sunday 5 July 2009 23:47

Lol!!!!!!!!!

maralsky 0

Sunday 5 July 2009 23:50

Ugh... I'm laughing because people are saying "be a man and suck it up, and eat it". I'm saying "be a man and just be honest". It's not a crime not to like a certain food. Just say "I'm sorry, I don't care for cauliflower. Those potatos (or whatever else there might be) look really good though." It'd be another thing if she was just a bad cook, and everything was awful...then yeah, you might have to eat a bit to avoid some hurt feelings. That would be a lot more delicate situation. But just saying you don't like a particular food shouldn't hurt anyone's feelings. If you stick a plate with raw celery or tuna fish in front of me, I'm not going to eat it--I'll be making gagging noises the whole time if I try, which is even ruder! And I certainly don't want people feeding table food to my pets!

your_face 15

Monday 6 July 2009 0:40

"I certainly don't want people feeding table food to my pets!" -- this is a really good point, it teaches the dog to beg at the table and a lot of families don't want that.

JRSpaniel 0

Monday 6 July 2009 0:34

YDI. Man up and eat it.

junomcguff_fml 0

Monday 6 July 2009 0:49

YDI

thelonelylurker 0

Monday 6 July 2009 0:58

Don't be a pussy and eat the damn vegetable.

diet_otaku 0

Monday 6 July 2009 1:13

totally agree. if you tell someone you don't like a certain food up front, they won't serve it to you and thus you won't have to worry about leaving it on your plate, or feeding it to the dog. :)

englishmuffin 0

Monday 6 July 2009 1:16

You don't have to eat something you don't like. So you shouldn't have to "suck it up" and eat it. However, you should have just expressed that you don't like cauliflower. Anyone who would get honestly offended by your not liking a certain vegetable is crazy anyways. Never feed food to a pet that is not your own without permission! You never know how the food might interact with the pet's digestive system. I hate it when people do that to my dog =/