Intimacy: Today, I was at my girlfriend's house. We decided to have sex...

By Anonymous - 04/01/2010 15:49 - United States

Today, I was at my girlfriend's house. We decided to have sex in her basement. All awesome, until her mom walked down and wanted to watch a movie with us. I had to watch it naked under a blanket. FML

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Same thing different taste

By Tiana - 29/01/2012 02:34 - Canada

Today, I was watching a movie in the basement with my boyfriend when we started to get a little frisky. My mom walks down with dirty laundry and tells him to stop it because I'm creaming all over my undies. She showed him a pair of dirty ones to prove it. FML

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Nobody's fooled

By sandy - 17/03/2009 21:25 - United States

Today, I was completely naked in my boyfriend's bed. Suddenly his mom yelled that she was coming in so that she could get to the attic. I pulled a blanket up to my neck, hoping she would think I was just cold. She had to step over my bra and panties on her way to the attic. FML

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By FML - 12/08/2010 16:19 - Canada

Today, my girlfriend's mom and dad walked in on us while we were playing naked twister. FML

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By Anonymous - 13/12/2009 08:39 - United States

Today, I came home and saw my girlfriend on the computer. I decided to sex things up and sneak up on her naked from behind. Apparently, she was video-chatting with her friends at the time. They saw everything. FML

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By cutiekenz21 - 31/07/2011 00:45 - United States

Today, my boyfriend's mother walked in on us having sex. He started crying and ran into the bathroom where my clothes were located, leaving me to deal with his mother. Naked. FML

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Sounds hot

By oops999 - 19/11/2013 19:46 - United States - Downingtown

Today, my girlfriend and I were going to have sex. To set the mood, she suggested we watch a porno she once starred in. FML

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By Anonymous - 01/03/2011 16:21 - United States

Today, me and my girlfriend were getting at it, and then my parents came home. I heard them and we scrambled to get our clothes on. My dad came into the room and found me wearing her pants inside out with her thong around my legs. FML

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By IceMage - 18/01/2010 00:57 - United States

Today, my girlfriend and I decided to sneak into the shower at her house while her parents went out to eat and a movie. Half way through our shower we heard a knocking at the door, it was her mom. We had left all of our clothes downstairs. Safe to say I won't be allowed there any more. FML

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That escalated badly

By Anonymous - 19/03/2020 09:03

Today, a blowjob from my fiancée turned into exchanged oral, which turned into mutual masturbation while watching porn, which then turned into me being kicked out of the room because it was "weird" with me watching. FML

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About last night…

By Anonymous - 28/11/2020 20:08

Today, I woke up on the couch in front of the television covered with a blanket. Last night, I'd come home pissed from the pub, fired up porn, got my pants off and settled down for a wank. However, this morning the telly was off, my trousers were on, and I don't remember a blanket. I live with my mom. FML

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causelifehappens 0

Monday 4 January 2010 20:30

haha at least you managed to not get caught in the act and chucked out butt naked

GanjAxZermA 0

Monday 4 January 2010 20:18

wow that must have been really embarassing for you.. next time check where ur having sex.. and whose in the house or place

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Peedz69 0

Wednesday 20 January 2010 2:31

Haha that sucks.. Basicly same thing happened to me :P.. Except it was my dad and I ran into the bathroom and my bf had a 5 min conversation with my dad naked under a blanket LOL

guitarguy1133 0

Friday 29 January 2010 22:42

hahaha that's what you get.

imfallingfast 0

Saturday 4 September 2010 18:52

haha similar thing happened to my bf once...

SoulWolf 12

Tuesday 7 December 2010 4:40

I whole have asked if she wanted to join and do a threesome.:)

peasonearth 8

Friday 24 June 2011 5:12

72nd!!

AtomicBryce 0

Sunday 3 July 2011 9:17

is her mother senile

rottentomatoes 7

Thursday 14 July 2011 0:47

so, you were off the hook, right??

kei1108 13

Sunday 7 August 2011 7:07

Why are people having sex in their parent houses?! ESPECIALLY when their parents are home! Maybe it's just me, but I think that that's extremely disrespectful and dishonest...