Intimacy: Today, I was at my girlfriends house. After having sex, we went...

By Anonymous - 15/01/2011 10:19 - United Kingdom

Today, I was at my girlfriends house. After having sex, we went downstairs to where the rest of the family was. At this point I did not realise that I had a used condom stuck to my foot. The family did. FML

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By PCJJacket - 05/05/2014 17:30 - United States - Los Angeles

Today, I had sex with my girlfriend while my parents were out. After they got home, my dog brought out our used condom. FML

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Rushed

By Anonymous - 31/05/2012 20:53 - Canada - Courtenay

Today, in a rush to get my clothes back on at my girlfriend's house at the sound of her parents opening the front door, I forgot to take the condom off. Her dad watched it fall out of my pant leg and onto the kitchen floor. FML

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By Jake - 02/10/2012 11:52 - United States - Athens

Today, I woke up with a used condom on my face. Turns out my roommate had sex with his girlfriend during the night and instead of getting up and throwing it away, he decided to throw it across the room. FML

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By Tucker - 18/11/2009 21:35 - United States

Today, my girlfriend and I were sitting downstairs with my mom. We heard the dog running around upstairs and called it down. It came running down the stairs. With a used condom in its mouth. The same condom my girlfriend and I lost two weeks ago. It put it directly in my mom's hands. FML

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Gettin' some

By Username - 01/05/2011 08:20 - United States

Today, I grabbed my t-shirt off the floor beside the bed and got up to walk my boyfriend's dog. After several trips around the block, and plenty of strange looks, I got back upstairs and saw the used condom stuck to my sleeve from the night before. FML

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By anonymous - 08/01/2015 19:10 - United States - Noblesville

Today, after getting into bed, I found a used condom under my covers. I asked my roommate about it. She freely admitted that since my bed was comfier than hers, she had sex with her boyfriend on it. FML

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By Madison43097 - 24/09/2009 20:57 - United States

Today, I was cleaning out from underneath my bed and found a used condom. I've never had sex in my own room. FML

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Why would you stick that there?

By Co-B - 03/09/2009 20:59 - United States

Today, my girlfriend reached into my pocket to get my keys so she could get something out of my car. When she yanked them out, the condom that we'd just used flew up into the air and landed on the floor in front of her entire family. FML

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By Anonymous - 31/07/2012 03:36 - United States - Chicago

Today, I whacked off with a condom on and left it in the living room waste basket so it looked like I finally had sex with someone. FML

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By Sal - 09/02/2009 18:32 - United States

Today, I found a used condom and wrapper in the bathroom trash can at my girlfriends house. The condom is not a brand I've ever used. She lives alone. FML

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key_2010 0

Saturday 15 January 2011 19:44

YDI for having sex while the family was still home.

sourgirl101 28

Saturday 15 January 2011 22:22

That's right, folks! I just made your little girl come three times! What's for dinner? I'm staved.

Comments

DncrHap 9

Saturday 15 January 2011 23:45

when family is around, cummy goes in the tummy!

thelastavailable 13

Sunday 16 January 2011 1:34

That's disgusting.

shrinkydinks 0

Sunday 16 January 2011 1:36

wtf?

doublewide420 0

Sunday 16 January 2011 2:21

thats hot

Alkix 2

Sunday 16 January 2011 2:46

Ah yes, the old 'swallow the evidence' trick, now with a catchy rhyme for easy retention.

DncrHap 9

Sunday 16 January 2011 4:11

hahaha. sorry. that was delightfully gross. it's something i joke around with when my friends and i are being gross, but i just had to say it on here. it worked too perfectly.

dvlhntr 1

Sunday 16 January 2011 6:03

lol appetizer before dinner

phatskaterduder 0

Sunday 16 January 2011 14:11

WIN!!!

orly33 0

Sunday 16 January 2011 0:40

Not when the familt is there.

Igor_g5 0

Sunday 16 January 2011 1:19

What's familt?

Igor_g5 0

Sunday 16 January 2011 1:16

Keep using those condoms. We wouldn't want you to procreate.

ur_life_fails 0

Sunday 16 January 2011 13:31

WIN...best call ever!

inarticulating 0

Sunday 16 January 2011 1:57

slob.

foREVerA7X 0

Sunday 16 January 2011 2:06

I'm going to assume that since she lives in her parents house. Your a tad young to be having sex. You should however know the consequences of having sex. And well now have to deal with them.

nocturnal_crazy 1

Sunday 16 January 2011 2:49

She could be a college student or having money issues. Either way, she and OP were idiots for having sex while her family is home.

DVecc 0

Sunday 16 January 2011 2:10

hopefully you were at least of legal age so that the parents can't charge you with stat rape?

CaptainJ1000 1

Sunday 16 January 2011 2:20

That'll teach you to go bareback.

Dusk32 0

Sunday 16 January 2011 3:56

I hate it when my condoms get seen.

moshpit92 0

Sunday 16 January 2011 4:55

Wow. Dude. Why would you just throw it on the floor? I mean flush it or throw it away. At least dispose of it. And with her family over? I mean come on. That's a bad move on both of your parts. Let's hope she is legal. You deserve this dude. Just remember the consequences that come from sex.