Health: Today, I was at Target trying on swimsuits. I tried on a medium...

By XLhottie - 06/06/2009 06:48 - United States

Today, I was at Target trying on swimsuits. I tried on a medium bottom and was so excited because it fit perfectly even though I've gained a few pounds. My self-esteem was at an all-time high until my mom told me I could never fit into a medium. I rechecked the tag. It was an extra large. FML

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By Anonymous - 07/08/2020 23:01

Today, after losing 20 pounds, I decided to purchase new clothes. All of the clothes at the store were still too small for me. FML

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By short&stout - 26/08/2017 20:00

Today, I took the kids to the pool. I'm short and 20lbs overweight but they talked me into it and I put on a swimsuit for the first time in 10 years. As soon as we got there, a girl my height but a good 150lbs heavier said, "It's so nice to see another big girl in a two-piece!" FML

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Am I the asshole?

By Springmaid - 02/10/2023 12:00 - Philippines - Makati City

Today, a heavy set lady came to my boutique asking for our "largest" 28in size jeans. I decided to humor her by giving a 52 mislabeled as a 28. It fit perfectly! She happily bought it and left. Later, her mother, who is a Super Karen and twice her size, came to complain about me to the owner for bodyshaming her daughter. FML

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By ardenm - 12/02/2009 05:45 - United States

Today, when I tried on a pair of pants at the mall, I asked the salesperson if I could have the next size up. She informed me that there wasn't a next size up. I have to LOSE weight to fit into the biggest pair of pants the store makes. FML

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Unnecessary

By Ava K - 01/10/2019 16:02 - United States - San Diego

Today, my mom and I were looking at dresses for me at the mall. The cashier pointed out a dress, and my mom said, "She's definitely not going to fit into that. She's too flat-chested." FML

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By drebel - 09/03/2011 22:27 - United States

Today, I bought my fiancée a dress for her birthday. She accused me of saying she was fat, because I bought it in medium rather than small. After trying on the dress, she's now not only mad at me for buying it, but also because the dress fits perfectly. FML

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By apparentlyugly - 29/08/2010 17:51 - United States

Today, I was chosen out of 64 women to model for the catalog of a new clothing store. Just when my self-confidence took a dramatic boost, I looked at the evaluation sheet. I was picked due to attributes such as my "extra large figure and average face" to make below average women feel beautiful. FML

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By Angelica - 26/05/2011 03:19 - Canada

Today, I finally got the wedding dress I've been waiting months to see. It turns out that my mom ordered the dress 2 sizes smaller than my size, this way it will be "an incentive to lose weight". FML

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By boudinette - 15/04/2015 10:14 - France - Saint-martin-d'heres

Today, I received the beautiful dress I'd ordered on the internet. It's a size smaller than my usual, just to encourage me to lose weight. I managed to fit into it and wear it all day, but I've now been struggling for a couple of hours to remove it without tearing it to bits. FML

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Forgetting something?

By Julez - 14/01/2012 16:14 - United States

Today, I was trying on some new pants in the fitting room at a store. I was so overcome with joy when I noticed that I had dropped two pant sizes, that when I took them off and went outside to pay for them, I realized I forgot to put back on my original jeans. FML

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Hustlinpimp 0

Saturday 6 June 2009 16:28

you should sit on your mom, that should teach her a lesson.

reesesplease 0

Saturday 6 June 2009 16:47

The size on the tag doesn't matter as long as the clothes fit well and you feel comfortable with the way you look.

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xx3ginaxx3 0

Saturday 6 June 2009 19:18

Honestly, i have no sympathy for you. Your self confidence should NOT be based on a swimsuit size. Youre probably not even fat, And you're lucky that you're average. Coming from someone who can't buy normal clothes because even a size 00 is too big, and can't even go a day without being called "anorexic" - trust me, it sucks to be skinny. PS: If you really want to lose weight, make sure to do it in a healthy way- no starving yourself! btw- no I'm not anorexic, it just runs in the family. Both my mother and I weigh about 95-105 pounds, were both about five foot four.

KINGMARIO_fml 0

Saturday 6 June 2009 19:19

They shouldn't make bikinis in extra large

pennygoo 0

Saturday 6 June 2009 19:22

aww. :[ i hate swimsuit shopping.

Talia070 0

Saturday 6 June 2009 19:26

YDI for being a lard .

DizzyDemon0 9

Saturday 6 June 2009 19:32

I wake up at eight A.M. every morning to work out. Buy better food for you. Work out at least once per day. Start running or walking. **** it, call me up and I'll get ur ass outta bed and workin out.

AdamGD 0

Saturday 6 June 2009 19:32

That sucks. But you should be able to tell the difference between medium and XL. FYL because you got your hopes up and then they were dashed

genius_man16 0

Saturday 6 June 2009 19:33

OH MY GOD! THESE FML'S NEED TO STOP, NOW!!! No one ******* cares that you think you are fat. In fact, most people will hate you for posting this retarded FML about being fat. Do you care about being fat? If you answer yes, go do something about it. Run on the treadmill, lift some weights. Don't sit your fat ass on the computer and complain about it on a website. If you answer "No" THEN GTFO ************. /rage rant

paperfox_fml 0

Saturday 6 June 2009 19:37

I love the people assuming that all commenters who aren't bitchy to the OP are fat. I probably shouldn't mention that my BMI is in the underweight category; I'd hate to ruin the illusion some people have that it's acceptable and normal to be horrible to others because they weigh more than them.

musicloverr 0

Saturday 6 June 2009 19:38

you guys are such assholes. what the **** is wrong with you all?

scateice 0

Saturday 6 June 2009 19:38

Ugh I'm the only one out of three sisters whoss NOT obese My sister who is 9 weighs about 100 pounds and still doesnt wear socks... My other sister whos 13 weighs about 150 pounds and doesn't have a life... I haven't checked my weight lately but whenever I see my sisters and my friends are beside me, we're all like WTF and like...that's your sister? haha it's kinda funny, but rlly, lose some weight, get some friends and play and hang out with them a little more, k? Don't be like my sisters. :P