Transportation: Today, I was at the airport trying to help a man get to the right...

By language barriers - 12/02/2009 07:07 - United States

Today, I was at the airport trying to help a man get to the right terminal. When he finished he turned to tell me "Don't worry, your English is pretty good, considering you're not American". English is my only language. FML

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By BigBall - 09/09/2023 20:00 - United States - Los Angeles

Today, a tourist from an English-as-second-language country taught me a new word. In English. FML

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By ChickenBallsPlease - 28/01/2014 11:16 - United Kingdom - King's Lynn

Today, I was eating at a Chinese restaurant, when I stopped the waitress to tell her that even though I am of Chinese heritage, I can't understand a word of Chinese. After an awkward silence, she told me she was actually speaking English. FML

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By Anon - 26/05/2009 17:45 - United Kingdom

Today, I was at a mall. A woman stopped by me, said slowly and loudly, in Spanish "baño?" Knowing a bit of Spanish, I nodded and pointed the restrooms out for her. She then mutters about "dang Mexicans and their inability to speak English". I'm not even Latina. I'm Irish-American. FML

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By Anonymous - 25/11/2009 06:06 - United States

Today, while on a vacation, I tried to step out of myself and flirt with this boy who I thought was cute. He was going along with it and nodding so I thought it was working. Then he opened his mouth and I realized he didn't speak English. FML

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By Kayak - This FML is from back in 2013 but it's good stuff - United Kingdom

Today, I was verbally abused by a tourist because neither I nor anyone else in my country can speak "proper English". We're in England - clue's in the name, dipshit. FML

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By Brit - 16/12/2011 08:50 - Reserved

Today, two American guys attacked me for not speaking their language. I'm from England, and they said I'm speaking my own language wrong. FML

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By rosie - 08/03/2021 13:59

Today, I was unable to communicate with a customer who only spoke French. As a result, my boss called me a "monolingual idiot." I speak Spanish, German, and Japanese. FML

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By Anonymous - 26/02/2023 16:00

Today, I got lost in a foreign city while on vacation and couldn't communicate with anyone, because I didn't speak the language and no one seemed to be able, or even wanted, to speak to me in mine. FML

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By Salaryman - 15/02/2009 06:21 - Philippines

Today, I was instructed by my boss to welcome the 2 new foreign business partners since I am the only one who could speak their language. When they arrived I greeted them in their language. One of them scratched his head and asked his companion in plain and clear English, "What did he say?" FML

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By ForeverAlone - 09/05/2015 15:53 - Korea, Republic of - Seoul

Today, I emotionally confessed to the guy I like. His English isn't that good, so he asked me to repeat it several times. He ended up telling me no. FML

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purplemagda 0

Saturday 7 March 2009 17:01

similar thing happened to me, I'm English and moved to America and was told that my English was amazing considering I'd just moved to America from England. Turns out the girl thought that the national language of Europe was French.

NerdChick 0

Sunday 14 June 2009 18:24

No, it could entirely be true. A tourist who asked me directions told me that I spoke very good English. Uhm, I was born in Canada, spoke English my entire life and have a degree in English literature?

Comments

ziqi92 0

Wednesday 8 July 2009 5:03

only in america...

vooper 0

Friday 24 July 2009 8:00

#12- COMIN IN to save the MOTHERF**KING DAY YEAHH!

MakeTheDay 0

Sunday 29 November 2009 17:52

But that's terrible, I'm fourteen and I speak: Dutch, English, French and German And people understand

harmoo_fml 0

Sunday 10 October 2010 3:06

oh aren't you just a clever little thing. note the sarcasm.

SarahPicc 3

Tuesday 26 October 2010 6:15

noted and appreciated. :)

Blunt person 16

Tuesday 20 November 2018 0:41

Most people can't even speak one language fluently at that age. Don't be a dick

imanethesmart 0

Friday 4 December 2009 2:27

wow I'm 11 and I speak french dutch Arabic Cantonese Spanish English Russian Moroccan dialect Egyptian dialect argentine dialect Tunisian dialect Libyan dialect and u speak only English? stupid Americans

MakeTheDay 0

Sunday 6 December 2009 2:37

Haha now I feel dumb where did you learn all of that my dad is teaching me Greek and Latin now.

Izuation 0

Monday 28 December 2009 1:21

Lmao, show off much? ;P And for an eleven year old, I doubt all of this is completely true. Not all Americans are stupid, cut the stereotype and grow up. ;)