By youreajoker - 10/11/2010 10:28 - Australia

Today, I was at the doctors office after throwing up for the past week. My diagnosis? Apparently I'm the first pregnant man. After several minutes of me freaking out and him explaining how it was possible, he told me he was joking and that I'm fine, but my reaction was the best thus far. FML
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Jimboom 11

Hand in your testicles at the door please sir. You are way to dumb and gullible to be a man.

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sourgirl101 28

Only if you bring your camera!

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Zebidee 8

You should have said, "Well, you're the world's first soprano doctor." then kicked him square in the nuts.

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riggens7522 0

Ur doc is a funny mother ******.

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shoelaces301 0

PEOPLE! get it right, he would need an egg not more sperm! sperm fertilize the EGG and the egg turn into the baby. two sperm cant fertilize eachother. being gay has nothing to do with it, he would actually need to be straight to somehow get the egg........

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fearfulsymmetry 1

I cannot possibly explain how stupid you truly are OP..

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iheartowls 0

Wow, there's actually a doctor out there that has a sense of humor? Now, THAT'S a miracle! Or maybe my doctors are just lame?

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renesmee18kityy 0

when's the baby due? xP lol jk, that sucks though your doctor needs a humor check

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Fail_For_Me 3

"best thus far??" WTF?

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