By ChildishKeynote - 02/08/2015 19:45 - United States - San Francisco

Today, I was at the gym playing basketball. A very attractive girl chose me to be on her team. We were playing well and hitting it off. I had decided to ask for her number after the game, until I smashed the ball in her face, resulting in her having a broken nose. FML
I agree, your life sucks 24 371
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Thank you for your support guys. I can confirm that she in fact hates my guts at this moment in time

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Depends how you look at it, you could get her number so you can check how she's recovering and tell her you'd like to take her to dinner to make up for it

zeusdom 15

This could either be the demise of any future endeavors or a great story to tell about how you guys met. Best of luck OP

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God always finds a way. You just have to take it to your advantage. I hope you can still ask her for her number

I can relate OP. I did the same thing except it was while we were playing soccer, and I kicked the ball right into her face....

How did you manage to smash her face in with a basketball while talking to her? XD Best of luck with this one OP

Well stay by her side...that will show that you care

Thank you for your support guys. I can confirm that she in fact hates my guts at this moment in time

Was it because of the FML or did you mess up again? :)

Gwyddone 29

Oh. I was somewhat hopeing she understands it was an accident, and you two hit it off... Sorry.

ah damn, i posted my comment before i read this. What makes you say she hates your guts? you didnt half ass your apology did you?

No, it's pretty much because I hit her with a basket ball.

Well if she's gets that pissed because you hit her accidentally (I hope at least) with a ball you probably dodged a bullet.

If it was an accident (I'm assuming it was lol) and she can't get that and get over it then she sounds a bit stuck up. Accidents happen!

Levant7552 9

You're not sorry, not until she bills you for her reconstructive nosejob surgery. Reconstructive surgeries are usually more expensive than regular nosejobs, which are pricey themselves. Nice going. I hope you realize the kind of costs your clumsiness has incurred. Not even mentioning the pain and recovery, as that doesnt take much money.

Adree 15

#66 I'm sure he is sorry. If you trip and fall and land on someone wouldn't you apologize for the ACCIDENT? He didn't do it on purpose, there's no reason to be a bitch about it.

Levant7552 9

Oh, sorry. I was just assuming he was in control of his limbs.

hoosiergirl94 31

So did you ask her for her number?

Send her an apology card. Don't ask her to go out with you, just try to smooth things over. Even if she never wants to date you it's the nice thing to do.

Heck I've done that and it worked out great! Until she just quit talking to me all together.

"let me make it up to you by taking you out to dinner" no?