Miscellaneous: Today, I was at the gym with my friends when they invited me...

By MarcusJones713 - 08/04/2009 11:17 - United States

Today, I was at the gym with my friends when they invited me to do a few bench presses. Since I'd never done any before, I decided to start with no weights on the bar and work my way up from there. I wound up pinned beneath the bar, calling for my friend to come free me. FML

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By likeyourboss - 04/10/2013 16:05 - Denmark

Today, I went to the gym. I tried out a new machine where you do one-arm weightlifting. I took my time to get into a good position, then set the machine to the lowest weight possible. I couldn't even lift it an inch. A bunch of buff guys nearby saw me and burst out laughing. FML

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By Anonymous - 23/08/2015 12:35 - Australia

Today, while trying to lift a weight bar at the gym, I ended up cracking my rib cage and almost passed out. My friend, who was supposed to be spotting for me, couldn't help until the last second because he'd snuck off to flirt with a pair of guys halfway across the room. FML

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By Idle_Twin - 17/05/2015 17:53 - United States - Miami

Today, I was finishing my chest workout at the gym when this really cute girl started using the machine next to me. To impress her, I tried lifting a lot of weight on the barbell. It ended up landing on my neck and she had to help me get it off. FML

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By desigymrat - 25/12/2010 05:29 - France

Today, I was working out at the gym. A very attractive girl was watching me work out, so feeling like a stud, I tried to lift a really heavy weight. I failed, got trapped, and watched helplessly as she walked away laughing. FML

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By crossfitter - 21/05/2015 12:22

Today, I decided to get in shape for swimsuit season, so I went to the gym. I tried to lift a barbell up and over my head, which was fine, until I dropped it. Exercise earned me a concussion and a neck brace. FML

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By Anonymous - 10/06/2024 09:00 - United States - Miami

Today, I tried a new workout at my local gym. I thought I'd attempt some yoga poses I'd seen online. Mid-pose, I lost my balance and knocked over a row of weights, causing a loud crash and drawing everyone's attention. FML

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By Heethersays - 03/07/2009 03:06 - United States

Today, I went to the gym to lift weights because my arm muscles are pathetic. In order to use a machine, I needed to pull out a knob to adjust the seat setting. After an embarassing struggle, a worker came over and helped me. Turns out I'm not even strong enough to adjust the seat settings. FML

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By Anonymous - 02/02/2016 10:17 - Canada - Cambridge

Today, I was at the gym. I'm 360 lbs and have finally decided it's time to change that. Some girl and her two bitch friends thought it'd be fun to follow me and belittle me at everything I did. When I mentioned it to the staff, they said that they were just "encouraging" me. FML

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By wowimdumb - 30/01/2011 00:35 - United States

Today, I was at a power lifting meet when a girl I really liked walked in. Trying to impress her, I increased my bench to 350, when I have only done 300 before. She then watched me drop it on my chest, breaking my breast bone, and also crying in the process. FML

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By Fred - 06/01/2009 08:28 - France

Today, I couldn't take home the free weights I'd planned on buying to start bodybuilding 'cos I couldn't lift the box, which was too heavy for me. FML

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Wednesday 8 April 2009 20:14

you dont deserve that bc it is my assumption that 98% of the population can lift a 45 lb barbell. 7-12 yr olds included. Spotter next time homeboy. Always when trying new exercises and eat that protein mix after workouts. Sounds like you need to gain some weight and muscle

dudewithface 0

Wednesday 8 April 2009 20:21

Don't be so pathetic next time.

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garry24 0

Thursday 9 April 2009 1:03

EPIC FAIL

ooofg 0

Thursday 9 April 2009 1:07

Bench pressing 45 pounds is a lot harder than just merely lifting it, jsyk. Also, poster has never done it before. Give them a break.

calmthefuck_down 0

Thursday 9 April 2009 1:14

are you serious? who can't lift the bar?

Pitaace 0

Thursday 9 April 2009 1:15

I bet more than half the people on here that say they can bench more than that bench WRONG. Lifting up the bar and barely moving it down does not count, you have to bring it down to basically where its a few inches about your chest to get the full effects, otherwise you are just cheating and it will do nothing for your muscle growth.

MichaelScarn 0

Thursday 9 April 2009 1:29

I didnt know let let 4 year olds on the computer

thereitgo 1

Thursday 9 April 2009 1:38

FYL for being so weak. even if you're young, wtf. i don't bench regularly so i'm not sure exactly, but i remember doing 100 or so when i was 13. that's pretty sad.

Failercoptor 0

Thursday 9 April 2009 1:54

#80, haha i remember that, epic =]

porsche944 0

Thursday 9 April 2009 2:52

I'm 14 and I can bench 235..... Honestly, who gives a shit what you guys can bench? It's about this guy, and I'm still under the impression that he either started with 45 and got pinned under 135 or so, OR that he was confused about how many reps to do so he did it to failure. I mean, Christ, you guys are ripping him apart!