Miscellaneous: Today, I was at the library, and had finally found the book I'd...

By haha - 04/09/2011 00:04 - United States

Today, I was at the library, and had finally found the book I'd been looking for, when a man approaches me, says "The main character dies at the end", and walks away. FML

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By Spoilicious - 05/11/2012 15:58 - Singapore - Singapore

Today, I was reading a book in public. Some bastard stranger came over and started spoiling the plot for me. FML

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My short hair!

By Trama1201 - 04/01/2020 14:00 - United States - Boston

Today, I went to the library to bring back some books, I walked up to the counter and the librarian turned to me and said "What can I do for you young man?" I'm a girl. FML

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By sarahcurtis213 - 13/11/2012 07:36 - United States

Today, I was at the library using a computer to order a package. A man sat down next to me mumbling to himself while staring at me. As I got up to go to the printer, he pointed at me and screamed, "I will burn you alive and enjoy it!" All of my info including my address was still on the computer screen. FML

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Comedy gold

By skippy_liz - 26/10/2010 07:48 - United States

Today, I went to the library to pick up a copy of Romeo and Juliet for my English class. After looking around for half an hour, I asked the librarian. "I couldn't find Shakespeare anywhere. Where could I find him?" She quickly replied, "He's dead", giggled to herself, and went back to her work. FML

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What hell, lady?

By Anonymous - 21/04/2021 08:00

Today, my friend wasn't responding to my whispers in the library, so I walked over and very slightly moved his chair. At that exact moment, the librarian walked in. Regardless of our efforts to tell her anything, she got us banned from the library. FML

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It wasn't me

By weliveanddie14 - 07/05/2009 20:27 - United States

Today, I was at the library. I went near the computer section when I saw this man cursing and pounding his fists on a computer. He left. I thought I'd check it out. As I sat down, a librarian came over with the security guard and pointed at me. I'm now being fined for destroying public property. FML

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The self help books are over there

By Noname - 04/02/2009 17:04 - United States

Today, a guy in the library came up to me and said, "You look very unproductive. Just watching you makes me depressed." FML

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By Noname - 19/02/2009 23:17 - United States

Today, I was at the library studying. There was a really cute guy across the room. I decided to play it cool and walk his way and grab some water. Right as I walked by, my body decided to let out the loudest fart. He laughed. I kept walking and asked my friend to grab my books. FML

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By Anonymous - 03/12/2010 07:02 - United States

Today, I was in the middle of enjoying a really good book while in a waiting room. Someone saw what I was reading and thought it would be cool if she leaned over and told me everything that happens. FML

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By Anonymous - 18/04/2018 11:00 - United States - Twin Falls

Today, I went to the park to read “The Book Thief”. I fell asleep and when I woke up, my book was gone. FML

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bhangu023 0

Sunday 4 September 2011 8:58

Follow him around and when he picks up a book you've read do the sane thing ;)

Iamnotmyself 17

Sunday 4 September 2011 8:59

Snape kills Dumbledore? Ah shit.

Comments

2ndSucks 15

Sunday 4 September 2011 9:03

Don't you just love happy endings?

xlorawrz 9

Sunday 4 September 2011 9:06

I'm sorry, but the way this FML was written cracked me up. Do the same to him.

Iamnotmyself 17

Sunday 4 September 2011 9:09

Ouch, when I crack up, I get thrown into the intensive care unit and go under a major operation to try and reattach my limbs. Consider dialing 911

xlorawrz 9

Sunday 4 September 2011 9:14

Don't be so technical about it.

tigerlilypop 7

Sunday 4 September 2011 9:26

Nah you should definitely be technical about it.

titopei 0

Sunday 4 September 2011 9:13

John dies in the end.

mudkipsan 19

Sunday 4 September 2011 9:32

It was such a surprise when it happened. I just couldn't believe it.

slushpup9696 12

Sunday 4 September 2011 10:18

He was his own rapist. True story.

zachherbert 10

Sunday 4 September 2011 14:11

Not the orphans! Why the little orphans?

KasaraEm13 12

Sunday 4 September 2011 9:14

So apparently I'm the only one who would've walked up behind him and smacked him over the head with the biggest book I could find? I'm thinking Les Miserables or War and Peace. Or is there a Common Decency for Dummies in a hardback edition? That would be some nice irony.