By 4yrldkicker - 29/07/2009 20:26 - United States

Today, I was at the mall and someone peeked their head under the door of my dressing room while I was half dressed. Not knowing who it was, I kicked him in the face just out of instinct. Its was a 4 year old kid looking for his mother. FML
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englishmuffin 0

wow horrible luck though i don't know if i'd kick things just out of instinct

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tikimuppet 11

I would probably have done a similar thing

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Lythiaren 8

The woman should have brought someone else with her to watch her kid. If you're going shopping for clothes, it's kind of a given that you'd likely be using the changerooms. If you have a small child with you of the opposite gender, why is there no third person to watch them while you're obviously unable or unwilling? The kid could well have been snared by a pedophile while his mother was changing. The kid didn't deserve a foot to the face from the OP, but his mother certainly does. I personally would've just shrieked like a banshee if someone was peeping under my door. If it really was a peeping tom I wouldn't have thought of kicking him in the face until long after the fact.

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wi_party_boy 0

WOW! 3 new yorkers in a row! Anyways, you shouldn't kick people out of instinct, so YDI. Sorry.

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newguy12 0

this FML makes me feel lucky, when i was like 4 my mom took me into the wonmens changing room at the YMCA. I got away without any kicks in the face, of course i knew better than to go looking under the stalls.....

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305alive 0

******* awesome... made my day. well I hope that kid saw some big tittys

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EffedUpVida 0

Some of you guys are ridiculous! If you're truly frightened by something or shocked or whatever, you're gunna do the first thing that comes to mind. You're not gunna think, "Hmmm, let me make sure it's not something else, or a child looking for it's mother." You're gunna kick the shit out of that mo' ******. x]

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fmlcomment 2

I'm sorry, but kicking people in the face isn't an instinct. You weren't being attacked. At the most, you were potentially being leered at. Instinct is to COVER UP, not viciously attack. And who the hell did you expect to be looking? I'm sorry, but kids do that all the time. Random men don't. So yeah, you deserved it.

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OMFGG 0

Her reaction was normal you idiot.

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Lexia_fml 0

No, it wasn't. Unless she has amazingly bad eyesight, she would have seen that it was a child. With a tiny head. I agree with #150. Lash out first? Sounds like anger issues. Besides, why would a man risk going through the women's department, into a dressing room where there were probably other women, and try to get a peek when someone might walk in at any time? Nonsensical.

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quietgirl 0

it's the parents fault. I feel awful for that kid. also the girl probably didn't get a good look at the boys face because he was so close to the ground so it's not really the girls fault although I do think a kick was a little much.

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grungecat 0

Yeah seriously OP, don't feel bad. You're awesome.

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Raining_up_angel 0

to all those people saying "oh my gosh why would you kick a poor kid in the face? god can't you see he's a little kid? God if someone does pep just report it to secerity YDI totaly" I mean really if someone sticks there head under the door you're not going to pause and see if it's a man or not and then raise your hand and say secerity there is a man in here watching me change and wait for them to get there. you're going to ****** flip out and kick him and get out of the room. She acted how a normal person would have you stupid fucktards

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