Miscellaneous: Today, I was at the mall and someone peeked their head under...

By 4yrldkicker - 29/07/2009 20:26 - United States

Today, I was at the mall and someone peeked their head under the door of my dressing room while I was half dressed. Not knowing who it was, I kicked him in the face just out of instinct. Its was a 4 year old kid looking for his mother. FML

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By Anonymous - 18/06/2019 06:44

Today, I was in a public toilet taking a dump. I then noticed someone trying to peep under the door, so I kicked them in the head as hard as I could. Turned out it was a 5-year-old looking for his parent. FML

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All my fault

By streaker? - 27/11/2015 14:21 - Germany - Langenhagen

Today, I went clothes shopping. I took my little daughter into the dressing room while I tried some clothes on. She somehow managed to open the door while I was changing. A lady outside then bitched me out for "exposing" myself to her kids. FML

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By anon - 05/04/2017 04:00

Today, a guy grabbed my ass at the mall. I whirled around and went to sock him. He ducked and I accidentally hit the elderly woman standing behind him in the face. To say all hell broke loose would be an understatement. FML

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Surprise!

By Idiot - 26/05/2019 02:00

Today, I was in a store with my mom. I wandered off, then walked around looking for her. I spotted her, and decided to put on a ski mask to give her a scare for a laugh. I hid around a corner and yelled "BOO!" when I saw her. It wasn't my mom, and I'm now banned from that store. FML

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By Anonymous - 16/08/2012 21:09 - United States

Today, while at the grocery store, I saw my mother. I thought it would be funny to scare her by sneaking up and grabbing her ass. Not only was it not my mom, I left the place with a ban from ever returning to that store. FML

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Shouldn't have worn a thong...

By Shouldn'taWornaThong - 10/02/2018 07:00 - United States - Tempe

Today, while shopping at my local grocery store, a young boy came up behind me and pulled my pants down while snickering. I was so shocked and horrified that I dropped the f-bomb. His mother yelled at me for "ruining his innocence". FML

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By Gitana - 22/04/2012 19:08 - Spain - Tafalla

Today, I was trying on some clothes in the store's changing room, when someone reached under the door and grabbed my purse, shoes, and pants. FML

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By gengiskarn69 - 12/03/2012 14:55 - United States

Today, I thought it would be funny to sneak up on my dad while he was rummaging through his briefcase. He must have heard me, because the moment I got up close, he whirled around and yelled "BOO!" causing me to scream like a little bitch. FML

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By Anonymous - 10/08/2015 00:37 - United States - Plano

Today, I went to the store with my 4-year-old daughter. While I was trying to change into tight jeans, which weren't completely on, my daughter opened the curtain and yelled, "It's the Mommy Show!" Everyone there heard her and saw me. FML

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By BaWanda - 30/06/2014 23:39 - United States - San Diego

Today, I smacked my kid on top of the head for spinning the display rack while I was looking at greeting cards. It wasn't until he dramatically screamed and dropped to the floor wailing that I realized he wasn't my daughter. FML

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englishmuffin 0

Thursday 30 July 2009 1:18

wow horrible luck though i don't know if i'd kick things just out of instinct

tikimuppet 11

Thursday 30 July 2009 1:19

I would probably have done a similar thing

Comments

snowangel1616 0

Thursday 30 July 2009 6:57

i feel sorry for the kid, but he should have knocked or called for his mom. however, i would have totally kicked their face in if the peeper was old enough to know that peeping is wrong

FuzzyWalnuts 0

Thursday 30 July 2009 6:58

Oh that sucks. I'm sorry FYL and the kid's

Amandizzle 0

Thursday 30 July 2009 6:59

BAD instinct. Actually most ppl would COVER themselves up insted of "attacking"...i mean you yourself wasnt even being attack. so YOU FAIL. i mean if you were at a Thrift store MAYBE a random dude would do that, but if your at a Mall in a busy store its unlikely to happen. AND i thought that dressing rooms are gender separated w/ a possible monitor person near the entrance, So a MAN cant "peep" at you.. I hope you apologized.

snowangel1616 0

Thursday 30 July 2009 7:01

i feel sorry for the kid, but he should have knocked or called for his mom. however, i would have totally kicked their face in if the peeper was old enough to know that peeping is wrong

KillaKingPerrie 4

Thursday 30 July 2009 7:21

well atleast she didn 't stomp him in the eye with high heels.

meowalexx 0

Thursday 30 July 2009 7:24

Anyone else see the fake submitted FML about a chick losing her 4 yr old son at the mall and him returning with a black eye? That's just pathetic.

calikit 0

Thursday 30 July 2009 7:29

I've done that, only I wasn't sorry. Obviously the OP feels bad about it or it wouldn't be an FML. When somebody sticks their head into a stall, one does not usually wait around to check if it is someone else's misbegotten brat. You just get straight to the raining down punishment part.

guitarcube 0

Thursday 30 July 2009 7:37

I say the kid deserves it! It'll teach him not to be a perv when he grows up !

stringoffail 0

Thursday 30 July 2009 7:42

Today, I got kicked in the face by a stranger while looking for my mom because she wasn't watching me. She had some nice gams and a lovely ass, but now I have a black eye AND a lousy mother. FML. On 07/29/2009 at 4:27pm - misc - by kicked4yrld (man) - United States (New York)