Miscellaneous: Today, I was at the mall and someone peeked their head under...

By 4yrldkicker - 29/07/2009 20:26 - United States

Today, I was at the mall and someone peeked their head under the door of my dressing room while I was half dressed. Not knowing who it was, I kicked him in the face just out of instinct. Its was a 4 year old kid looking for his mother. FML

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By Anonymous - 18/06/2019 06:44

Today, I was in a public toilet taking a dump. I then noticed someone trying to peep under the door, so I kicked them in the head as hard as I could. Turned out it was a 5-year-old looking for his parent. FML

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By streaker? - 27/11/2015 14:21 - Germany - Langenhagen

Today, I went clothes shopping. I took my little daughter into the dressing room while I tried some clothes on. She somehow managed to open the door while I was changing. A lady outside then bitched me out for "exposing" myself to her kids. FML

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By anon - 05/04/2017 04:00

Today, a guy grabbed my ass at the mall. I whirled around and went to sock him. He ducked and I accidentally hit the elderly woman standing behind him in the face. To say all hell broke loose would be an understatement. FML

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By Idiot - 26/05/2019 02:00

Today, I was in a store with my mom. I wandered off, then walked around looking for her. I spotted her, and decided to put on a ski mask to give her a scare for a laugh. I hid around a corner and yelled "BOO!" when I saw her. It wasn't my mom, and I'm now banned from that store. FML

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By Anonymous - 16/08/2012 21:09 - United States

Today, while at the grocery store, I saw my mother. I thought it would be funny to scare her by sneaking up and grabbing her ass. Not only was it not my mom, I left the place with a ban from ever returning to that store. FML

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By Shouldn'taWornaThong - 10/02/2018 07:00 - United States - Tempe

Today, while shopping at my local grocery store, a young boy came up behind me and pulled my pants down while snickering. I was so shocked and horrified that I dropped the f-bomb. His mother yelled at me for "ruining his innocence". FML

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By Gitana - 22/04/2012 19:08 - Spain - Tafalla

Today, I was trying on some clothes in the store's changing room, when someone reached under the door and grabbed my purse, shoes, and pants. FML

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By gengiskarn69 - 12/03/2012 14:55 - United States

Today, I thought it would be funny to sneak up on my dad while he was rummaging through his briefcase. He must have heard me, because the moment I got up close, he whirled around and yelled "BOO!" causing me to scream like a little bitch. FML

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By Anonymous - 10/08/2015 00:37 - United States - Plano

Today, I went to the store with my 4-year-old daughter. While I was trying to change into tight jeans, which weren't completely on, my daughter opened the curtain and yelled, "It's the Mommy Show!" Everyone there heard her and saw me. FML

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By BaWanda - 30/06/2014 23:39 - United States - San Diego

Today, I smacked my kid on top of the head for spinning the display rack while I was looking at greeting cards. It wasn't until he dramatically screamed and dropped to the floor wailing that I realized he wasn't my daughter. FML

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englishmuffin 0

Thursday 30 July 2009 1:18

wow horrible luck though i don't know if i'd kick things just out of instinct

tikimuppet 11

Thursday 30 July 2009 1:19

I would probably have done a similar thing

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blacklite69 0

Thursday 30 July 2009 1:34

Dude, it's ok. You just taught the kid a valuable life lesson. Gotta learn somehow, eh?

commonusername 4

Thursday 30 July 2009 1:35

that's awesome, kid deserved it.

DuhthatsObvious 0

Thursday 30 July 2009 1:36

Hahaha that kid deserved it

aslate 0

Thursday 30 July 2009 1:39

O.O YOU DONT KICK CHILDEREN!!!!!!!

Kris2476 0

Thursday 30 July 2009 1:40

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zee209 0

Thursday 30 July 2009 1:41

It was a spur of the moment thing. As soon as she saw a head poke in, she kicked it, not wanting to be seen half naked by a random person. She never said the kid deserved it, and she obviously felt bad. It wasn't her fault either.

hawaiianxpunchx3 0

Thursday 30 July 2009 1:43

wow asshole

chiapet 0

Thursday 30 July 2009 1:44

haha his faced got owned by a door... TAKE THAT SOCIETY!!!

Squirrellord911 0

Thursday 30 July 2009 1:45

you have lived my (immoral) dream miss.

dramakat11 0

Thursday 30 July 2009 1:46

I think that's the wrong instinct to have. Maybe if it was a soft kick it would be ok but I can't imagine being kicked in the face is ever anything less than really painful and could easily break someone's nose! If someone were trying to peep at you they would deserve you screaming, covering up and then alerting security and even having them arrested but kicking them in the face is a bit harsh in my opinion. I understand where you were coming from but I just think it's a bit harsh.

commonusername 4

Thursday 30 July 2009 1:48

people can't always control their instinct...

Phantom13 3

Thursday 30 July 2009 3:19

What an EPIC stupid comment to make #37... You obviously have never heard of human nature. It's fight or flight response functioning at its best...and rather than run off or yell out for help like some half wit helpless bitch, she actually decided to fight back! Granted, hitting a little 4 year old wasn't exactly cool...but in her defense the kid should've been under someone's supervision...like, oh I don't know....his PARENTS maybe? Besides, who the HELL leaves their 4 year old alone in a store?! That's just bad parenting. Oh, and for everyone that's calling this child abuse...I say the child abuse is comming from the stupid parents themselves....in case no one has ever read a newspaper or watched the news recently, leaving your kid alone to wander around somewhere is considered child abuse as well. Look it up, morons.