Miscellaneous: Today, I was at the mall and someone peeked their head under...

By 4yrldkicker - 29/07/2009 20:26 - United States

Today, I was at the mall and someone peeked their head under the door of my dressing room while I was half dressed. Not knowing who it was, I kicked him in the face just out of instinct. Its was a 4 year old kid looking for his mother. FML

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By Anonymous - 18/06/2019 06:44

Today, I was in a public toilet taking a dump. I then noticed someone trying to peep under the door, so I kicked them in the head as hard as I could. Turned out it was a 5-year-old looking for his parent. FML

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By streaker? - 27/11/2015 14:21 - Germany - Langenhagen

Today, I went clothes shopping. I took my little daughter into the dressing room while I tried some clothes on. She somehow managed to open the door while I was changing. A lady outside then bitched me out for "exposing" myself to her kids. FML

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By anon - 05/04/2017 04:00

Today, a guy grabbed my ass at the mall. I whirled around and went to sock him. He ducked and I accidentally hit the elderly woman standing behind him in the face. To say all hell broke loose would be an understatement. FML

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By Idiot - 26/05/2019 02:00

Today, I was in a store with my mom. I wandered off, then walked around looking for her. I spotted her, and decided to put on a ski mask to give her a scare for a laugh. I hid around a corner and yelled "BOO!" when I saw her. It wasn't my mom, and I'm now banned from that store. FML

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By Anonymous - 16/08/2012 21:09 - United States

Today, while at the grocery store, I saw my mother. I thought it would be funny to scare her by sneaking up and grabbing her ass. Not only was it not my mom, I left the place with a ban from ever returning to that store. FML

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Shouldn't have worn a thong...

By Shouldn'taWornaThong - 10/02/2018 07:00 - United States - Tempe

Today, while shopping at my local grocery store, a young boy came up behind me and pulled my pants down while snickering. I was so shocked and horrified that I dropped the f-bomb. His mother yelled at me for "ruining his innocence". FML

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By Gitana - 22/04/2012 19:08 - Spain - Tafalla

Today, I was trying on some clothes in the store's changing room, when someone reached under the door and grabbed my purse, shoes, and pants. FML

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By gengiskarn69 - 12/03/2012 14:55 - United States

Today, I thought it would be funny to sneak up on my dad while he was rummaging through his briefcase. He must have heard me, because the moment I got up close, he whirled around and yelled "BOO!" causing me to scream like a little bitch. FML

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By Anonymous - 10/08/2015 00:37 - United States - Plano

Today, I went to the store with my 4-year-old daughter. While I was trying to change into tight jeans, which weren't completely on, my daughter opened the curtain and yelled, "It's the Mommy Show!" Everyone there heard her and saw me. FML

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By BaWanda - 30/06/2014 23:39 - United States - San Diego

Today, I smacked my kid on top of the head for spinning the display rack while I was looking at greeting cards. It wasn't until he dramatically screamed and dropped to the floor wailing that I realized he wasn't my daughter. FML

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englishmuffin 0

Thursday 30 July 2009 1:18

wow horrible luck though i don't know if i'd kick things just out of instinct

tikimuppet 11

Thursday 30 July 2009 1:19

I would probably have done a similar thing

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elfuzzo 0

Thursday 30 July 2009 2:45

Children are little *****. This is one more reason why we should abort all babies.

Chad_Brisson 2

Thursday 30 July 2009 3:48

You do realize that would equally you not being born right?... Ok maybe you have a point.

Themaineaddict 0

Thursday 30 July 2009 5:31

Ignorant much? Everyone has the right to live. Everyone blames our generation for crap but think of who raised us. It wasn't the kids fault he was only 4. He doesn't know any better. If anything f the moms life she didn't teach him any better

AnimeAddict 0

Thursday 30 July 2009 21:08

don't you think if we abort all babies that it would be the end of mankind as we know it.....

rawrchimichangas 0

Thursday 30 July 2009 2:48

fyl! bet that kid never looks under a dressing room door again...

katelynmarie 0

Thursday 30 July 2009 5:06

Ahaha, kid learned a life lesson.

amiotica 2

Thursday 30 July 2009 2:59

its called self defence... if someone decides to peep at you in a change room its a violation of your rights as a human being and you can defend those rights if you feel violated... yes its sad that it happened to be a little kid but instincts are instincts... you cant control them.. its like saying ouch when you are hurt.. its just happens... a natural occuring event

Whatevers_clever 0

Thursday 30 July 2009 3:01

Lmao!!! But aww poor kid, I hope he was ok after that :)

AdamGD 0

Thursday 30 July 2009 3:01

Wow that sucks! I dont blame you though, i would have done the same thing. That kid should have just yelled mom instead of looking under dressing room doors

Miso_Soupu 0

Thursday 30 July 2009 3:28

Can't really blame the kid. 4 year old can't think through things and make good judgment calls yet. The mother is the one to blame. A kid that young shouldn't be wandering around alone. They could get in trouble. Or kicked in the face.

cheertigers 0

Thursday 30 July 2009 3:02

hahhaha awww that's so sad!

stephane_fml 0

Thursday 30 July 2009 3:07

WHAT KIND OF MOTHER ARE YOU?

kurtsee 0

Thursday 30 July 2009 3:16

BOOM HEAD SHOT lol this kids going to grow up to be a creeper why woud u stick ur head under the door instead of calling out moom where are you

emzmcgee 0

Thursday 30 July 2009 4:12

Gosh I don't know, because the kid was four??

lil_lucy23 0

Thursday 30 July 2009 3:21

Sorry... but a 4 yr old should NEVER be on the look out for mom in a public place - especially the mall! I don't know if my first instinct would have been to kick... but I sure would have screamed. Did the mother get mad at you?? cause I would have kicked her too for being a bad parent.

I_Am_The_Edge 4

Thursday 30 July 2009 3:22

Ehm, wouldn't a four year old's face look MUCH different than a man's? Damn you're violent

noncom 12

Saturday 10 December 2011 18:38

#82 Look it is called instinct. Here let me cut it down at you, in gym class, where you most likely played dodgeball, you see a ball flying for your face. What do you do? That's easy. You duck. And do you know why? Because it is in the human nature to protect itself. And you feel even more threatened if you are naked.