Miscellaneous: Today, I was at the mall and someone peeked their head under...

By 4yrldkicker - 29/07/2009 20:26 - United States

Today, I was at the mall and someone peeked their head under the door of my dressing room while I was half dressed. Not knowing who it was, I kicked him in the face just out of instinct. Its was a 4 year old kid looking for his mother. FML

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By Anonymous - 18/06/2019 06:44

Today, I was in a public toilet taking a dump. I then noticed someone trying to peep under the door, so I kicked them in the head as hard as I could. Turned out it was a 5-year-old looking for his parent. FML

I agree, your life sucks 1 973

You deserved it 1 441

All my fault

By streaker? - 27/11/2015 14:21 - Germany - Langenhagen

Today, I went clothes shopping. I took my little daughter into the dressing room while I tried some clothes on. She somehow managed to open the door while I was changing. A lady outside then bitched me out for "exposing" myself to her kids. FML

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You deserved it 2 039

By anon - 05/04/2017 04:00

Today, a guy grabbed my ass at the mall. I whirled around and went to sock him. He ducked and I accidentally hit the elderly woman standing behind him in the face. To say all hell broke loose would be an understatement. FML

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You deserved it 758

Surprise!

By Idiot - 26/05/2019 02:00

Today, I was in a store with my mom. I wandered off, then walked around looking for her. I spotted her, and decided to put on a ski mask to give her a scare for a laugh. I hid around a corner and yelled "BOO!" when I saw her. It wasn't my mom, and I'm now banned from that store. FML

I agree, your life sucks 789

You deserved it 2 267

By Anonymous - 16/08/2012 21:09 - United States

Today, while at the grocery store, I saw my mother. I thought it would be funny to scare her by sneaking up and grabbing her ass. Not only was it not my mom, I left the place with a ban from ever returning to that store. FML

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You deserved it 47 764

Shouldn't have worn a thong...

By Shouldn'taWornaThong - 10/02/2018 07:00 - United States - Tempe

Today, while shopping at my local grocery store, a young boy came up behind me and pulled my pants down while snickering. I was so shocked and horrified that I dropped the f-bomb. His mother yelled at me for "ruining his innocence". FML

I agree, your life sucks 5 645

You deserved it 321

By Gitana - 22/04/2012 19:08 - Spain - Tafalla

Today, I was trying on some clothes in the store's changing room, when someone reached under the door and grabbed my purse, shoes, and pants. FML

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You deserved it 3 168

By gengiskarn69 - 12/03/2012 14:55 - United States

Today, I thought it would be funny to sneak up on my dad while he was rummaging through his briefcase. He must have heard me, because the moment I got up close, he whirled around and yelled "BOO!" causing me to scream like a little bitch. FML

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You deserved it 38 680

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By Anonymous - 10/08/2015 00:37 - United States - Plano

Today, I went to the store with my 4-year-old daughter. While I was trying to change into tight jeans, which weren't completely on, my daughter opened the curtain and yelled, "It's the Mommy Show!" Everyone there heard her and saw me. FML

I agree, your life sucks 25 812

You deserved it 2 556

By BaWanda - 30/06/2014 23:39 - United States - San Diego

Today, I smacked my kid on top of the head for spinning the display rack while I was looking at greeting cards. It wasn't until he dramatically screamed and dropped to the floor wailing that I realized he wasn't my daughter. FML

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You deserved it 48 209

englishmuffin 0

Thursday 30 July 2009 1:18

wow horrible luck though i don't know if i'd kick things just out of instinct

tikimuppet 11

Thursday 30 July 2009 1:19

I would probably have done a similar thing

Comments

bloodthorn 4

Thursday 30 July 2009 4:14

YDI for kicking a kid in the face, you idiot. you deserve to be arrested and raped in prison. *****.

viadomus815 0

Thursday 30 July 2009 4:15

wow i'm laughing at all the idiots who think its her fault... if i was her the first thing i would do is react and kick him? i would say its more of the kids fault in my opinion ? he should know now to look under dressing rooms ?

Amkii 0

Thursday 30 July 2009 4:17

"out of instinct," lol! Makes it sound like this has happened before. Tell me, OP... how do you feel about small children? ;)

kyle_kbo20 0

Thursday 30 July 2009 4:17

would of done the same. better the kid get kicked then kidnapped cuz its not being watched.

_cheeseballs 0

Thursday 30 July 2009 4:19

Why do so many people attempt to be cool and be 'trolls' like "YDI FOR GETTING CHANGED" "YDI FOR BUYING CLOTHES" It's a massive fail. :) Favourited this fml though.

Amkii 0

Thursday 30 July 2009 4:19

#90 has the best comment EVER!!!

kyle_kbo20 0

Thursday 30 July 2009 4:19

bet everyone who said ydi would do the same if put in the situation

RideOorDiee 0

Thursday 30 July 2009 4:21

Dumb ass parent should watch there kids more!!! And if they( the parents ) were changing then tough shit take the kid in with you!!! Dumbfuckers

Crickets 0

Thursday 30 July 2009 4:27

lolol pervy little **** deserved it!

AlexZB 0

Thursday 30 July 2009 4:38

can you not telling the difference in size between a 4 year old head and an adult head?

airplanefood 0

Thursday 30 July 2009 4:55

Not when it was by instinct, she didn't have control. Haven't you ever done anything like this? I know plenty of people who have accidentally punched their friends in the face over similar situations. It's one of those unfortunate events that are nobody's fault. At least OP probably wasn't wearing shoes, and since she didn't mention anything, the kid probably didn't get hurt.

ImTheAlpha 30

Tuesday 29 May 2012 2:56

I've slapped one of my friends hard enough to make them bleed because they snuck up behind me and poked me. I'm normally very good at recognizing faces. If I see someone once in the store, I can point them out a week later. It's just instinct, you cannot control your visceral actions.