By zero_minded12 - 21/05/2009 03:08 - United States

Today, I was at the mall blasting music. I was wearing a nice shirt, and had my iPod in my breast pocket. I noticed a cute girl smiling at me, so I smiled back and as she started to walk over, I turned down my music while smiling. It looked like I was rubbing my nipple. FML
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GHEE_fml 0

Okay, you have got to admit that was pretty damn funny. Think before you act dude XD.

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Luckster 0

Gotta love how these things are designed. XD

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st87 0

lol way to flirt dude! That's right, act seductive!

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condescending 0

dude ive heard and told this joke a milion times i'm calling bullshit on this one.

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genius_man16 0

#8 Really? So looking professional is a turn off? I hope you get stuck with an office job. and i agree with #45

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TheLittlestNinja 0

lol taht is funny >.< should just yanked the head phones out man : P

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MichelleSoFlyy 0

Haha. Oh wow.

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GodsNightmare21 0

Just another reason why Ipods are stupid.

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Blanadestroyer 0

#58 - Just because you can't use it doesn't mean they're stupid.

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stonerchu 0

Hahaha oh man the mental image is just too funny

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lalap_fml 0

HAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHA xD OMG!! This is too funny..!!

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vt_mruhlin 0

"turning down" your music to talk to someone is rude. Take the headphones off so they KNOW you're listening to them

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