Miscellaneous: Today, I was at the mall, I saw a girl crying that her ice cream...

By miseventshappen - 09/11/2009 05:49 - United States

Today, I was at the mall, I saw a girl crying that her ice cream had fallen on the floor. Feeling generous, I bought her a new one. She threw it on the ground, laughed, and came over to her mom and told that I was bothering her, so the mom called security. FML

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By notapedobear - 13/01/2011 08:21

Today, I was in a shopping centre when a little girl was running up and down the aisles. She started to fall over so I put my hand out to catch her. Her mother then ran up to me and screamed about me 'touching her child' so loud that everyone could hear. FML

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Kinder stranger

By Me. - 11/04/2013 00:45 - United States - Ramona

Today, as I walked out of the local store, I noticed a young girl was sitting on the curb, crying. I nudged her with the Snickers bar I had bought earlier, thinking she needed it more than me. After looking at it, she yelled, "PEDOPHILE!", punched me in the balls, and then ran away screaming. FML

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Stranger danger

By soul0eater - 12/03/2011 07:18 - Saudi Arabia

Today, I was at the mall and I saw a kid crying. I asked her "What's wrong sweetie, are you lost?" She ran away screaming "Help me!" I ended up having to explain to a dumb mall cop that I'm not a perv. FML

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By ouchers - 11/06/2009 19:49 - United States

Today, I was at the mall with my mom. She was pissing me off, so I started screaming at her and causing a scene. I ended up falling all the way down the up escalator. Everyone saw and people clapped. FML

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By ilovekids? - 12/12/2015 02:05 - United States - Commack

Today, while I was working at a supermarket, a kid started to cry in line because he couldn't get candy. Since we have free lollipops behind the desk, I gave him one. His mom complained to my manager and said I was grooming her child. FML

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Stranger danger

By john doe - 07/12/2013 17:29 - United States - Portland

Today, my 6 year-old daughter got mad at me for not buying her yet another expensive doll. I had to pull her away, and she started screaming for help. The next thing I know, another shopper puts me in a chokehold and calls for security, all while my daughter smirks. FML

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By hannaslifesucks - 24/06/2012 18:41 - Norway - Kleppe

Today, a kid got his hand stuck inside my store's giant gumball machine. He started crying, and his negligent trainwreck of a mom bitched me out for being "unobservant." I'd been mopping up the mess she'd made after she'd spilled an open can of beer all over the floor. FML

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By Anonymous - 26/07/2014 15:50 - United States

Today, I went to the mall. A little girl was walking around and telling everyone that they were pretty. When she got to me, she gave me a disgusted look and walked away. FML

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Still pining

By Anonymous - 08/11/2020 11:03 - Austria - Innsbruck

Today, I had a meeting in the town where my ex-girlfriend works. After the meeting, I bought some ice cream and sat on a bench in a public place. She came across with her girlfriends laughing and obviously having fun. She only looked in my direction briefly. I threw the ice cream into the trash. FML

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No touching!

By Noname - 27/01/2009 19:36 - United States

Today, at the mall my brother and I went to look at a vendor's items when my mom said not to touch anything. Thinking my brother was standing next to me, I saw him touching stuff so I smacked him in the arm and told him to stop. I turn to see that the old lady to my side was giving me a mean look. FML

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SaintJimmy 0

Monday 9 November 2009 12:17

Why did her mom just leave her there. Was it all part of her elaborate con to get people thrown out of the mall?

Peroxide 3

Monday 9 November 2009 12:30

That'll teach you. You should have bought the ice cream, walked up next to her, taken a big lick and thrown it on the floor and said "you can't have that one either bitch".

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Bend_over 4

Monday 9 November 2009 22:02

...I heard a VERY similar story on FML link------- http://www.fmylife.com/kids/696283

hellokimmiee 5

Monday 9 November 2009 22:31

It's half and half, FYL because those kinds of kids are so rude. I've tried something similar before. And YDI because she was smart to not take ice cream from strangers.

scateice 0

Monday 9 November 2009 22:46

If I was a kid and a random stranger was like," Hey little girlllll, here's a wittle ice cream coneeee. :)" I'd be like" WTF? " That's just pedo dude

hellokittywhore 0

Monday 26 July 2010 3:07

i'd be Heyy little Man, wanna keep the things in you pants that make you a man? then walk away. SLOWLY MOFO!!!! and leave the ice cream cone!!!! LEAVE IT!!!!

alexandraa_fml 0

Monday 9 November 2009 23:18

Where was this bratty kids mom while you had the time to see she had dropped her ice cream and time to buy her another one and get back to her? Shitty parenting. But YDI, way to look like a creeper.

FerrariCake 2

Tuesday 10 November 2009 0:54

You obviously don't deal with kids much. In general, they are deranged psychopaths. Sometimes they grow out of it.

weqg 0

Tuesday 10 November 2009 2:01

Kick the kid in the shins and run!!

degco44 0

Tuesday 10 November 2009 4:11

On every single post, there are people who always assume that the OP is automatically at fault, no matter what happens. All they have to do is find a legit reason why. This is what I have to say to you people: SHUT THE HECK UP!!! You are being mean and merciless, and you ought to think about what you're saying. You ought to interpret what these random people are divulging to you in the best possible way. Oh, and OP, there's nothing wrong with being kind. Just do what you do, no matter how much people hate you for it or misunderstand your intentions. And that is all I have to say.