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By Anonymous - 22/02/2014 02:47 - United States - Irvine

Today, I was at the mall with a couple of friends when we saw a couple of cute boys. I made eye contact with the cutest one. Flustered, I giggled, only to send a wad of snot flying out of my nose. FML

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By BoogieCandy. - 23/10/2009 08:56 - Canada

Today, at work, I was standing at the till helping an attractive man. I have a cold and could feel the snot bubbling up. He orders and we flirt for a bit. Just as I'm about to hand him his product, I sneeze quite loudly and forcefully all over his face. Guess I won't be getting that number. FML

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By splitzville - 16/03/2010 20:12 - United States

Today, I noticed a cute girl in the checkout lane at the store. Feeling a little flirtatious, I decided to blow a bubble with my gum to get her attention. I accidentally shot the gum out of my mouth onto the guy next to me, spitting all over myself in the process. FML

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By Anonymous - 27/05/2019 04:00

Today, I made eye-contact with a cute guy in a store. Too bad he saw me buying anti-diarrhea medicine. FML

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By embarassed - 12/10/2009 14:13 - United States

Today, I went to the grocery store. I saw a very cute guy in the aisle and smiled. He smiled back and blushed a little. He walked over and I flirted with him. He said, "I thought you should know the zipper on your jeans is down" and walked away. It was. FML

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By Anonymous - 15/11/2013 09:45 - United Kingdom - Bicester

Today, I made eye contact with a cute guy from across a packed train. He then yelled out, in front of everyone, "You've got foam on your nose!" FML

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By amberrenee91 - 19/03/2013 03:29 - United States - Ellwood City

Today, a cute guy who works at the mall winked at me. When I met up with my boyfriend, I bragged to him about it. His response was, "Don't flatter yourself, he winked at me too." FML

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PTSD

By I have Flashbacks Now - 10/11/2016 21:15 - United States - Woonsocket

Today, while going to the mall, I witnessed the horror of someone sneezing and shitting themselves at the same time. FML

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By Anonymous - 01/08/2009 12:56 - United States

Today, I went to the mall and saw a really cute guy. I acted all cool and started doing a sexy hair flip. On the way back up from my hair flip I hit my head on a cellphone stand. FML

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Slime

By klyoung5 - 03/01/2011 17:17 - United States

Today, while sitting next to the cute guy in my English class, I had to sneeze. I turned away from him and sneezed into my arm. My long hair got in the way and I accidentally shot a huge snot rocket into my hair. I spent the rest of the class trying to get it out without him noticing. FML

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Good bye!

By Anonymous - 19/01/2020 20:00

Today I was walking around the mall and I saw my crush from high school. He came up to me and instead of talking to him I burped, and he just walked away. FML

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Saturday 22 February 2014 13:02

That's "snot" good.

extrasnipes 22

Saturday 22 February 2014 13:06

Is it me or do bad things only happen around attractive people?

Comments

monkeyxD 19

Saturday 22 February 2014 21:12

You have no idea how many times that has happened to me.

ChicKenza 4

Saturday 22 February 2014 22:34

Lmfaoooo

BigMac92 11

Sunday 23 February 2014 0:39

That's a good way to pick up guys. Makes them feel special

gracemoltke 3

Sunday 23 February 2014 2:10

That's happened to me before. XD

krad204 21

Sunday 23 February 2014 5:23

In the words of Ralph from the Simpsons, "ha ha!".

yorkie_16 15

Sunday 23 February 2014 6:20

Well that must of been attractive!

thaliah 15

Sunday 23 February 2014 6:41

awh, I've had this happen to me. This is the worst, lol.

tellsz 4

Sunday 23 February 2014 9:02

dont wry embaressing moments always happen in front of cute guys lol when my bf and i first started dating we were play wrestling and tickling that he tickled me and made me laugh sooo hard... i farted.. mortified then... now we laugh about it.. 5 years later youll b fine

AHopelessDeath 12

Tuesday 25 February 2014 15:34

DEFINITELY N O T smooth......not to mention, your attempt at flirting / trying to be cute most epically and TOTALLY F A I L E D . .....i bet you looked real good.......and snotty.... :P