Miscellaneous: Today, I was at the mall with my mom. She was pissing me off,...

By ouchers - 11/06/2009 19:49 - United States

Today, I was at the mall with my mom. She was pissing me off, so I started screaming at her and causing a scene. I ended up falling all the way down the up escalator. Everyone saw and people clapped. FML

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By grabber - 09/08/2009 23:43 - United States

Today, I was riding up an escalator in the mall in uncomfortable high heels. While adjusting my bag I suddenly lost my balance and began flailing wildly. In desperation I hurled forward and ended up grabbing a teenage boy's buttocks and was promptly slapped by his girlfriend. FML

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By 6xrv - 08/04/2017 14:00

Today, while at the mall, I was traveling up the escalator on my way to the food court. When I neared the top, the handrail severely shocked me, causing me to drop a bag of China I had just bought, which fell to the bottom of the escalator and shattered. FML

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By Mangled Shoelace - 02/02/2017 23:00 - United Kingdom - Renfrew

Today, I embarrassed myself by screaming for help in a crowded mall when my shoelace got stuck at the top of the escalator. Someone behind me kicked the shoelace and it came out easily. FML

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By Krystyn Gareau - 09/09/2011 04:10 - Canada

Today, I went to Walmart with my Dad, and he decided to kick me in the butt while I was walking. When I went to kick him back, I hit my own leg out from beneath myself and landed on my face. The most embarrassing thing was that the people who saw all started clapping. FML

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Keep moving

By Jerem88 - 06/08/2024 09:00 - United States - Nassua

Today, as I was stood on an escalator, my shoelace got caught in the step. Panicking, I tried to pull it out, but my shoe came off. I had to awkwardly hop back down the escalator to retrieve it while everyone around me in the mall watched. FML

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By notapedobear - 13/01/2011 08:21

Today, I was in a shopping centre when a little girl was running up and down the aisles. She started to fall over so I put my hand out to catch her. Her mother then ran up to me and screamed about me 'touching her child' so loud that everyone could hear. FML

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By shoes - 02/01/2010 02:45 - United States

Today, I was in a shoe store. I picked up a shoe so I could look at it, but when I put it back on the shelf, the whole shelf fell down, making all the shoes fall to the ground. The people behind the counter started clapping. FML

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By anon - 05/04/2017 04:00

Today, a guy grabbed my ass at the mall. I whirled around and went to sock him. He ducked and I accidentally hit the elderly woman standing behind him in the face. To say all hell broke loose would be an understatement. FML

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By maaaryy - 07/01/2009 05:53 - France

Today, I went into a shop, not really completely awake. To get to the upper floor, I took the escalator... in the wrong direction. After about 30 seconds (which seemed like hours) trying to climb up the wrong way, my brain started working and by that time I already had a few amused spectators watching me. FML

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By misty_love - 10/03/2010 08:09 - United States

Today, I realized that I can still do the splits. Why? Because I fell down an entire flight of stairs, everyone in the hall saw me land and applauded. Someone even shouted "and she sticks the landing." FML

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lmmmr 0

Friday 12 June 2009 1:26

That's because you are clearly a bad person.

misssweetie 0

Friday 12 June 2009 1:27

Grow up.

Comments

fortytwo 0

Friday 12 June 2009 1:32

YDI for being an attention grubbing ***** who also happens to be an idiot.

mylife30 0

Friday 12 June 2009 1:32

I hope you broke your face.

mclulu11 0

Friday 30 July 2010 9:37

we all do.

tonyfan00 38

Saturday 29 November 2014 19:12

Broke more then just her face. But she did repair something. What, you ask? Why,some faith in humanity of course!

goldberg2046 0

Friday 12 June 2009 1:32

i hope your mother clapped too, then walked off and left you

daydreamz_fml 0

Thursday 1 April 2010 23:31

ahhhhh!!! I lol'd bitch you deserve that.

_unknown_ 0

Friday 12 June 2009 1:32

paybacks a bitch

coldplaylive2003 0

Friday 12 June 2009 1:33

How old are you? At the mall with your mom...

emily_ann922 0

Tuesday 30 August 2011 13:10

I'm 16 I love to shop with my mom, but I would never yell at her!!!!!!!

Nonmi 0

Friday 12 June 2009 1:34

LOL That's what happens when you disrespect your mother. Smooth move, hot stuff. YDI.

kendallsama 0

Friday 12 June 2009 1:34

And this is what happens when you act like a spoiled brat. Maybe now you can work on growing up.

fretforyerlatte 0

Friday 12 June 2009 1:34

YDI for being a ******* brat. don't have screaming matches with people in public, especially not your parents. what'd she do, refuse to buy you something? grow up.

anjyu22 0

Friday 12 June 2009 1:35

What, did she refuse to buy you a lollipop or something? YDI

ArtsySwag 0

Friday 12 June 2009 1:36

#15- eff that. I don't believe in honoring/respecting your mother and father completely. I believe there are special circumstances... It's okay, I get into arguments with my mom, too, but it's never in public. I keep private matters at home ;). But lol! This really made me laugh because I was picturing it, too.

PYLrulz 17

Tuesday 18 May 2010 9:55

Agreed. Short of them telling you to commit a crime, or doing something you and they know is wrong, you say "yes mommy", or "yes daddy", and get on with it.