By fmlatmovies - 25/07/2009 15:07 - United States

Today, I was at the movies. All of a sudden, the woman next to me starts laughing uncontrollably and talking to her friend during the movie. This continued throughout the movie, ruining it. I turned and whispered to my friend. The woman then taps me on the shoulder and yells, "Shut the fuck up!" FML
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actually all you haters out there, i didn't have enough room to put my response! i actually turned to her and told her to **** off and to take her annoying fat ass out of the theater because she was blocking the view for everyone and no one could hear the movie over her irritating voice that makes people want to dropkick babies! that shut her up for the rest of the movie.

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irishdancer 0

Oh. Sorry bout your luck dude. I hate those people...

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sooper 0

Should have said "Well how rude. I was just about to give out our mystery prize of $100,000 to a random guest in tonight's theatre, guess it won't be you"

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berauscht 0

thats ******, but you could have told her to shut up as well when she started in the first place.

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666midnight 0

I hate this happening at the movies, you always get the people who dont shut the **** up, hence why i prefer to download pirate copies, at least then you can sit there and its quiet and you're not wasting money to sit next to some loud mouthed bitch

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4ube_fml 6

And you can pause and go to the toilet and get a snack at an acceptable price !

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666midnight 0

Indeed! Instead of like sitting there in the cinema till you're gonna wet yourself, then running to the toilet, coming back and finding out you've missed something like epically important and you're like 'well that was a waste of money' O_o

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curryndricegirll 0

and steal from the convenience of your home

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wakingzombies 0

Two thumbs up! Piracy is the way of the future =D

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nerdfighter4life 0

lol woah at first i thought #23 told #14 to go eat shit. lol

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Trebie 6

I once got the privilege of sitting next to a mother and her son. The mother apparently took the movie as a learning opportunity for Kiddo. Every 5 seconds it was "Oh look honey, what kind of dinosaur is that?" and "Look honey, you know what that is, it's a [insert name of random thing and a description of its use]" and "Do you know what happened during THIS period of time, yadda yadda... I swear, even her own kid wanted to slap her halfway through. -_-

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wormshero 1

Were you whispering about the woman's talking? because that would be the reason if you were...

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DeathShad0 1

I bet if you yelled "You shut the **** up!" back everyone else in the theater would of been agreeing with you.

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curryndricegirll 0

only if you're lucky

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brrrx 0

*searches for the "Who cares" button* This is not a big deal. The movie theatre always has some loud obnoxious jerk in your vicinity. Is your life ACTUALLY ****** from this experience? No. After this experience would you really say "**** my life?" No. Get over it.

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flyingtoasters 0

Wow... You pay what, like $10 for a ticket, plus gas money to get there, and snacks and a pop, just to have some jackoff ruin it. Id be willing to bet you would be pretty pissed off as well. Please, stop saying this isnt an FML because it might not be for you but did you think maybe they dont have a lot of money and were saving for a trip to the theater?

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naomi9241 0

In case you haven't noticed, very few FMLs are actually tragic like you seem to expect. The point of this site is for humour. If you want to read about people whose lives have actually been ****** as opposed to having a bit of a laugh, go read about war or something.

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laceyanneman 7

#21 is why I hate this site sometimes.seriously stop critiquing peoples fmls. It was funny. "searches for shut the **** up button"

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laxman_fml 0

sounds kinda like you are just whining. yea it sucks but people have worse problems... your life isn't that ******.

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bookworm124 0

I hate people like that. I was at the premier showing of HP 6, and some group of young teens decided to TALK THROUGH THE ENTIRE MOVIE. They were texting, giggling, and gossiping. I opened my phone to text my friend about it (my phone has a VERY low light), and their mom tapped my shoulder and told me to turn off my phone because I was disturbing the movie. Lucky for them, I decided to spare their lives.

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avoidthegirl 6

Dude, I wish you hadn't. I'd have straight up told her to rein in her gaggle of obnoxious bitch ass children and then I'd consider turning my phone off. I don't care what people are saying about "oh whatever there's always that person in the theater" WELL THEY ******* SHOULDN'T BE THERE. If I'm going to pay ten bucks to watch a movie with a bunch of other people they'd best learn to shut the **** up and keep their stupid commentary to themselves until afterward. It's REALLY not that hard to be considerate human being for a couple hours a day.

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onlycusimbored 0

YDI for seeing the same movie that a bitch like that would be interested in.

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spacetaco 0

They should have kicked her out, right? Or you could get a refund from the manager for having this experience.

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