By fmlatmovies - 25/07/2009 15:07 - United States

Today, I was at the movies. All of a sudden, the woman next to me starts laughing uncontrollably and talking to her friend during the movie. This continued throughout the movie, ruining it. I turned and whispered to my friend. The woman then taps me on the shoulder and yells, "Shut the fuck up!" FML
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actually all you haters out there, i didn't have enough room to put my response! i actually turned to her and told her to **** off and to take her annoying fat ass out of the theater because she was blocking the view for everyone and no one could hear the movie over her irritating voice that makes people want to dropkick babies! that shut her up for the rest of the movie.

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irishdancer 0

Oh. Sorry bout your luck dude. I hate those people...

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sooper 0

Should have said "Well how rude. I was just about to give out our mystery prize of $100,000 to a random guest in tonight's theatre, guess it won't be you"

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nike1 0

What a f_cking asshole. I just don't know what more to say!?

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peoc 0

This is when you break out the secret weapon: Text someone to call you, talk on the phone saying how great your trip to mexico was whilst coughing vigorously. Will shut her up :)

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Paige_Nicole10 0

stupid bitch! if that was me i woulda made me a big ole' scene and made her shut up right nice and quick!

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alpha_fml 0

That would have been your cue to stand up and very slowly pour your drink over the bitch.

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Glam_fml 0

Ugh, I hate people like that. I always get a strong desire to bitch slap them. And to everyone saying "this isn't a FML". Well of course! None of them are! This site is for ironic, funny, embarassing , etc. stories, not ones where a person's life is REALLY ******. Otherwise, it would be full of stories like my boyfriend took some acid and killed my entire family, then my dog was run over by a car, and a random stranger cut off both of my legs...

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kayC7 0

Are you speaking from personal experience? lol jk

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nichole_wood 0

you shouldve gotten someone who works there to kick the bitch out...or just as easily punched her...

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um_duh 0

I would have walked out, complained to the theatre manager & demanded a refund and for her to be removed from the movie- people like that are so annoying & deserve to be kicked out

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cucumberfabulous 7

Oh man, this reminds me of the time I went to watch Ironman. There was this kid behind me with all of his little buddies saying exactly what was going to happen next.... HE RUINED IT..

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viadomus815 0

wow i hate people like that, next time tell her off

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