Miscellaneous: Today, I was at the movies. All of a sudden, the woman next to... - FML

By fmlatmovies - 25/07/2009 15:07 - United States

Today, I was at the movies. All of a sudden, the woman next to me starts laughing uncontrollably and talking to her friend during the movie. This continued throughout the movie, ruining it. I turned and whispered to my friend. The woman then taps me on the shoulder and yells, "Shut the fuck up!" FML

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Saturday 25 July 2009 23:31

actually all you haters out there, i didn't have enough room to put my response! i actually turned to her and told her to **** off and to take her annoying fat ass out of the theater because she was blocking the view for everyone and no one could hear the movie over her irritating voice that makes people want to dropkick babies! that shut her up for the rest of the movie.

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irishdancer 0

Saturday 25 July 2009 20:34

Oh. Sorry bout your luck dude. I hate those people...

sooper 0

Saturday 25 July 2009 20:36

Should have said "Well how rude. I was just about to give out our mystery prize of $100,000 to a random guest in tonight's theatre, guess it won't be you"

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jaxsk 0

Sunday 26 July 2009 2:00

What a bitch, but there are always people like that out there... sucks though.

yaktazuki 0

Sunday 26 July 2009 2:10

The same thing happened to me but it was with a bunch of obnoctious 12 year old. Me and my gf top them to shut the **** up or leave and everything went well from there. You probably should have done something about it or moved.

RitzyHoke 0

Sunday 26 July 2009 2:13

Just yesterday, while watching Harry Potter, there was this bunch of childish teens changing what seems to be a meaningful scene to something perverted. It's not like that's bad, but when that's loud enough for everyone to hear -- THAT'S bad. And they were laughing and laughing throughout that serious scene. Dammit.

Microsoftfan 0

Sunday 26 July 2009 2:24

I hate that. I never go to theaters (or however it's spelled) but I hate having to see such hypocrites

Stevieebabyy 0

Sunday 26 July 2009 2:34

Ooooh bitch.

Aimskool 10

Sunday 26 July 2009 3:21

You should of just started to laugh uncontrollably when she was. You know, to see how she liked it!

EcGyMz 0

Sunday 26 July 2009 3:32

what a ******* bitch

mehwhateverr 0

Sunday 26 July 2009 3:46

I hate bitchy people who think they own the world. FYL.

hiphopapotamuz 0

Sunday 26 July 2009 3:50

wat a bitch reminds me of my mom

Dane_fml 0

Sunday 26 July 2009 3:51

You gonna take that brahhh?

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