Kids: Today, I was at the movies with my mom and dad, and the preview...

By A2 - 28/06/2009 06:12 - United States

Today, I was at the movies with my mom and dad, and the preview to my "My Sisters Keeper" came on. The trailer started out with "Most babies are accidents..." Right as that line was finished my mom elbowed me and laughed. FML

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Today, during the trailers at the movies, my boyfriend elbowed me in the ribs and smiled when an ad for a weight loss institute was shown. FML

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Today, in a big argument, my sister uninvited my mom to her wedding. Trying to comfort my mom, I rented Mamma Mia knowing she's wanted to see it for a while. Turns out, Mamma Mia is a mother/daughter feel-good about the daughters wedding. I had no idea, and my mom cried the whole movie. FML

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By Anonymous - 05/06/2009 13:20 - United States

Today, I went to watch the Movie "UP." At one point in the movie I got really sad and started to cry a bit. The 7 year old girl next to me noticed and told me to shut and man up. FML

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By alison89430 - 05/12/2016 22:35 - United States - Birmingham

Today, I went to see a movie with my parents. During a sex scene, my dad covered my eyes. I'm married and have 2 kids. FML

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By HouseMdFangirl - 10/08/2009 06:12 - United States

Today, I went to the movies with my best friend. While waiting for it to start, I went on to describe this guy I really liked and how badly I wanted to do him. Just then the girl sitting behind us leans down and says "That's my little brother. So you're the creeper he talks about." FML

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Not coming out

By HidenSeek - 08/05/2009 01:39 - United States

Today, my mom and I were watching this movie in which some girls start making out. My mother called them "sinners" claiming they'll "burn in hell twice". Then she said, "God doesn't like gays." I'm a lesbian. I picked out this movie as a way of coming out. FML

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By nanuka_g - 27/11/2010 05:41 - United States

Today, I went to the movies. Two teenagers behind me had already seen the picture once and shared the entire plot with their friend during first 10 minutes. The finale was intended to be a great twist and I knew it from the very beginning. FML

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xOpheliacx 0

Sunday 28 June 2009 13:35

So? I was an accident, too. It doesn't mean your parents don't love you or something.

stringoffail 0

Sunday 28 June 2009 13:40

I think I was an accident too. Why else would my middle name be "Vasectomy"?

Comments

aback 4

Sunday 28 June 2009 15:39

Just tell her that explains the coathanger scars in your forehead.

missbrunettgirl 0

Sunday 28 June 2009 15:42

So? Your here aren't you? What's the big deal?

kitteh 0

Sunday 28 June 2009 15:50

My mum once told me that she had the appointment for the abortion locked in and the only reason i'm here is because my uncle said it'd be funny to have a baby around. Neck up wuss.

grimmelok 0

Sunday 28 June 2009 15:58

WTF is with these lame FMLs? So what? Who cares? Fail.

divineinstrument 2

Sunday 28 June 2009 16:02

Lol she was probably joking But yeah, even if you were actually an accident, it wouldn't really matter. Even if your parents didn't put months and months into planning your conception, as long as they love you the same, it hardly matters. Okay, no one would actually like to be an accidental child, but it's not really gonna change what your parents think of you!

hotstuff81 0

Sunday 28 June 2009 16:08

She was probably just joking. But stop being a whinny **** at least you are here on earth and your mom still loves you. And I'm 16 and I'm preganet my baby is a mistake.

SusanaSaysRawrxD 0

Sunday 28 June 2009 16:08

I was an accident, too. My mom had me when she was 16. I kinda feel like I ruined her life, but I hafta deal with it. but your mom obviously wants you, otherwise she would've put you up for adoption. be happy :D

swimmer07 0

Sunday 28 June 2009 16:13

ROFL @ #11

hotstuff81 0

Sunday 28 June 2009 16:14

She was probably just joking and if not then whats the big deal your here on earth, and she loves you. I'm 16 and I'm preganet and I still love my baby even though it was an accident. All parents love their babies even though they are accidents.

shaynashakesit 0

Sunday 28 June 2009 16:17

Who cares if you're an accident? Better an accident than the baby your parents thought about having sex to have. The thought of that is creepier, having them actually discussing "leaving it in" to have you. :P