Kids: Today, I was at the movies with my mom and dad, and the preview...

By A2 - 28/06/2009 06:12 - United States

Today, I was at the movies with my mom and dad, and the preview to my "My Sisters Keeper" came on. The trailer started out with "Most babies are accidents..." Right as that line was finished my mom elbowed me and laughed. FML

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By HouseMdFangirl - 10/08/2009 06:12 - United States

Today, I went to the movies with my best friend. While waiting for it to start, I went on to describe this guy I really liked and how badly I wanted to do him. Just then the girl sitting behind us leans down and says "That's my little brother. So you're the creeper he talks about." FML

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By HidenSeek - 08/05/2009 01:39 - United States

Today, my mom and I were watching this movie in which some girls start making out. My mother called them "sinners" claiming they'll "burn in hell twice". Then she said, "God doesn't like gays." I'm a lesbian. I picked out this movie as a way of coming out. FML

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By nanuka_g - 27/11/2010 05:41 - United States

Today, I went to the movies. Two teenagers behind me had already seen the picture once and shared the entire plot with their friend during first 10 minutes. The finale was intended to be a great twist and I knew it from the very beginning. FML

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xOpheliacx 0

Sunday 28 June 2009 13:35

So? I was an accident, too. It doesn't mean your parents don't love you or something.

stringoffail 0

Sunday 28 June 2009 13:40

I think I was an accident too. Why else would my middle name be "Vasectomy"?

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burnquist764 0

Sunday 28 June 2009 17:12

Coathanger scars FTW!!! That deserves a roflcopter.

whoaa23 0

Sunday 28 June 2009 17:16

hahahahah, wow. aww, that's so sad, but yet alittle funny at the same time. And i feel your pain, becuase i wasnt ment to be ethier, becuase my mom was told she couldnt have babies anymore. so i was a surprise;D haha

i_imagine 0

Sunday 28 June 2009 17:27

LMFAO. FYL because your mom has a sense of humor? XD I would of laughed too, hahahaha.

brunoisbeast 0

Sunday 28 June 2009 17:42

Haha I had a funny vision in my head.

beethoven_fml 0

Sunday 28 June 2009 17:51

dude, NOT AN FML

Syn_fml 0

Sunday 28 June 2009 18:00

Who cares? She was joking. It's not like she said "yeah, like you"

treli1593 0

Sunday 28 June 2009 18:16

LOL that was amazing. but i dont think she meant you. She probably was just hoping you thought that was as funny as she thought it was

cms70 0

Sunday 28 June 2009 18:20

"OMG I was an accident!" Really OP, grow up. Accidents happen! So what?? When I was in the womb my mother was going to abort me, and my father beat her up many times hoping I would die. Only reason I lived was because my grandma got my mom to not abort me, and I was born at 28 weeks with a lot of problems. After that I was beat and tortured for the first 5 years of my life. Yes, I was told what a mistake I was...as I was bleeding and punched in the face until I was blind in my left eye. Grandparents finally adopted me and I escaped that hell. How about feeling grateful that your parents loved you enough to not kill you...hmm? That you might have been a mistake, but they took care of you anyway? You're an ungrateful whiny little bitch. I'm pregnant, and it was a huge shock! But I already love my child very much. Quit your bitching and be glad you have a great family.

lilcuti3pi389 0

Sunday 28 June 2009 18:24

most babies are accidents but that doesn't mean that when the parents find out they're not excited to be having one.. It just means they weren't planning it. Many married couples get pregnant by accident and love it, love their children and are good parents.. So it may be true that most children are accidents.. Plus the movie is about how she believes she has a certain purpose on earth to help her sister, that's y it starts like that.... But OP your parents obviously love you so be grateful.