Kids: Today, I was at the movies with my mom and dad, and the preview...

By A2 - 28/06/2009 06:12 - United States

Today, I was at the movies with my mom and dad, and the preview to my "My Sisters Keeper" came on. The trailer started out with "Most babies are accidents..." Right as that line was finished my mom elbowed me and laughed. FML

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By Anonymous - 13/10/2008 08:28

Today, during the trailers at the movies, my boyfriend elbowed me in the ribs and smiled when an ad for a weight loss institute was shown. FML

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By mammamia - 27/04/2009 12:54 - United States

Today, in a big argument, my sister uninvited my mom to her wedding. Trying to comfort my mom, I rented Mamma Mia knowing she's wanted to see it for a while. Turns out, Mamma Mia is a mother/daughter feel-good about the daughters wedding. I had no idea, and my mom cried the whole movie. FML

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By Anonymous - 05/06/2009 13:20 - United States

Today, I went to watch the Movie "UP." At one point in the movie I got really sad and started to cry a bit. The 7 year old girl next to me noticed and told me to shut and man up. FML

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By Anonymous - 14/12/2009 06:58 - United States

Today, I was at the theatre with my 4-year-old son who was situated on my lap. Halfway through the movie, he turns to face me and states loudly, "Mommy, your legs are so furry!". Everyone watching the show turned and stared at us. FML

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Today, while babysitting a young girl, I put on the movie Bambi, as she told me it was her favorite movie. I didn't know that her parents always skipped the scene where Bambi's mom dies. Despite my attempts to comfort her, she was still upset when her parents returned. Her mom blamed me. FML

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By alison89430 - 05/12/2016 22:35 - United States - Birmingham

Today, I went to see a movie with my parents. During a sex scene, my dad covered my eyes. I'm married and have 2 kids. FML

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By HouseMdFangirl - 10/08/2009 06:12 - United States

Today, I went to the movies with my best friend. While waiting for it to start, I went on to describe this guy I really liked and how badly I wanted to do him. Just then the girl sitting behind us leans down and says "That's my little brother. So you're the creeper he talks about." FML

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Not coming out

By HidenSeek - 08/05/2009 01:39 - United States

Today, my mom and I were watching this movie in which some girls start making out. My mother called them "sinners" claiming they'll "burn in hell twice". Then she said, "God doesn't like gays." I'm a lesbian. I picked out this movie as a way of coming out. FML

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By nanuka_g - 27/11/2010 05:41 - United States

Today, I went to the movies. Two teenagers behind me had already seen the picture once and shared the entire plot with their friend during first 10 minutes. The finale was intended to be a great twist and I knew it from the very beginning. FML

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Sunday 28 June 2009 13:35

So? I was an accident, too. It doesn't mean your parents don't love you or something.

stringoffail 0

Sunday 28 June 2009 13:40

I think I was an accident too. Why else would my middle name be "Vasectomy"?

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Shadic 0

Sunday 28 June 2009 19:35

Haha. I know I was an accident, and I'm from Washington State as well. Goofy.

ReallyNeedsRehab 0

Sunday 28 June 2009 19:39

Damn thats a bad joke.

haha15 0

Sunday 28 June 2009 19:40

haha it's ok! i'm an accident too :S

MrLalo 0

Sunday 28 June 2009 19:49

That sounds like a kool down to earth mom being able to joke like that!!! Or was she serious... U don't give enough info on da relationship between u guys!!

muffinsareyummy 1

Sunday 28 June 2009 19:59

I ASKED MY MOMMY IF I WAS AN ACCIDENT. SHE SAID I WAS DEFINITELY WANTED. SHE WAS ON BIRTH CONTROL WHEN I WAS CONCEIVED. FML.

Chadling 0

Sunday 28 June 2009 20:13

One: I find that line to be the most pretentious and arrogant trash ever. Two: I'd find the FML hilarious. Ok, so I'd pretend that I was horrified, but considering that I was told that I was a "birthday present", and that I later did the math and found out that it was pretty darned close to my Dad's birthday, but.... yeah. Train of thought. Lost. Still funny, though.

gangsterbert 0

Sunday 28 June 2009 20:19

She probably kidding you retard

blackredwhite 0

Sunday 28 June 2009 20:35

its not that bad.. my youngest sister was an accident baby but we, the elder sisters couldnt be more happier n excited, she is practically the life of the siblings..she brings the joy.. i cant imagine our life without her..

Luckysmurf 0

Sunday 28 June 2009 20:57

Lol im sorry but thats hilarious! But dont worry, if u WERE an accident, chances are that ur a good one if ur parents are that open about it

heyyou1203 0

Sunday 28 June 2009 21:27

as my parents like to refer to my brother and sister, they were "pleasant surprises." I was the only planned one, and ironically the neglected middle child who no one really cares about. Sometimes "mistake" children are more loved because the parents feel bad. Or sometimes they want kids but just weren't intentionally trying at that moment. No biggie.