Health: Today, I was at the orthodontist. As the lady was clipping my...

By BracesSuck - 09/04/2009 12:33 - United States

Today, I was at the orthodontist. As the lady was clipping my brackets, she missed and clipped my gums instead. She looked at me and said, "Oh sorry, you're bleeding really badly. See, I got these fake nails put on and I guess I'm just not used to them. Let me try again." She missed. FML

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By Silent - 18/10/2018 17:30

Today, at the orthodontist, the nurse was checking my teeth. She asked me a question while her finger was in my mouth, and when I stupidly tried to reply, I bit her finger. FML

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By dentistvictim - 16/10/2009 07:27 - Norway

Today, I went to the school dentist for the yearly routine check. She took ages trying to clean out my teeth with the metal toothpick-thing, constantly hitting my gums. After half an hour of pain and spitting blood, she looks up and says, laughing: "Oh, I forgot to put my glasses on". FML

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By Anonymous - 04/04/2023 21:00 - United States - Tempe

Today, my orthodontist thought it would be a good idea to put braces on the teeth in the very back. One bracket popped off twice, after which he shoved a metal band in my mouth onto one of my teeth, cutting my gums, and causing gushing blood. Now, I can’t eat anything unless it’s baby food and I have a lisp. FML

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By Diana - 26/01/2024 00:00 - Germany

Today, I went to the dentist for a routine check-up, and halfway through the appointment, the dentist exclaimed, "Oops!" Turns out, he accidentally glued my lips together while fixing a tiny chip in my front tooth. I spent the next two hours communicating through exaggerated facial expressions and hand gestures. FML

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By Anonymous - 31/03/2024 07:00 - Philippines - Cebu City

Today, I went to the dentist. She put a spongy thing on my teeth and told me to bite. Her finger was there, so I was confused and… I accidentally bit her finger. FML

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By Anonymous - 03/10/2015 10:57 - United Kingdom - Blackpool

Today, I was clipping my nails. When I got to my toenail, the whole thing somehow ripped right out. I'm in agony. FML

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By Gee... Thanks - 03/09/2014 01:35

Today, while my orthodontist was working on my teeth, she made the comment, "Wow! It looks like a murder scene in there!" FML

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By Fox_Undercover - 30/04/2016 20:33 - United States - Wareham

Today, my dentist pulled the wrong tooth. FML

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By Anonymous - 30/03/2016 17:02 - United States - Brunswick

Today, I went to my new dentist to get my teeth cleaned. He kept getting distracted, causing him to repeatedly stab me in the gums. He then had the nerve to tell me that I need to brush more, due to how I was bleeding just from his "routine examination". FML

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By Dentist woes - 29/07/2024 00:00 - Australia

Today, during a brutal two and half hour dental procedure, the dentist kept saying my gums were inflamed, and bleeding a lot. The clichéd "You need to floss more!" tirade. After she was done, my gums were purple, bruised, and had a visible cut on them. But sure, the bleeding was from me not flossing enough. FML

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Uconnrunner 0

Thursday 9 April 2009 23:24

You should probably sue that bitch

babble 0

Thursday 9 April 2009 23:25

I hate being "worked on" (dentist, physical therapist, etc.) by people who are incompetent or not careful.

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Clandestine_x 0

Friday 10 April 2009 2:53

I have never been happier that I no longer have braces than I am after reading this. Incompetent people just do not need to be working with peoples' mouths.

soniferous 0

Friday 10 April 2009 2:57

ooh, i flinched reading this. i hope you're okay now and she gets in a crapload of trouble!!

soniferous 0

Friday 10 April 2009 2:58

ooh, i flinched reading this. i hope you're okay and that this doesn't go unnoticed at her office (i'm assuming it was an assistant and not the actual orthodontist, i know at my office, the actual orthodontist NEVER clipped wires). (...sorry for the double post, i thought the first didn't go through)

Clearsky18 2

Friday 10 April 2009 3:00

I agree, sue the bitch. Twice.

TryToBeKind 0

Friday 10 April 2009 3:02

I . . . thought healthcare people weren't supposed to have fake nails anyway due to bacteria. Was she the ortho or the tech/nurse/assistant person? I would definitely tell the person in charge about that. You poor thing

000001 0

Friday 10 April 2009 3:05

OMG! SUE SUE SUE HER! RIGHT NOW! I'm sorry for you. :C

carmel 0

Friday 10 April 2009 3:14

Ow! Did you mean braces? What are brackets?

kellanxlutzXlove 0

Friday 10 April 2009 3:18

ohhhh that sucks! MY ortho dropped the wire down my THROAT. i found it when i coughed it up 30 minutes later.... :

Corky_fml 0

Friday 10 April 2009 3:20

Sue the bitch! Or tell her superviser. I hope you let someone lese di it after. My mouth hurts just reading this. I have to go to the dentist next week D: