Animals: Today, I was at the park when I saw a homeless man. I gave him...

By NightHawk4926 - 09/09/2015 22:15 - United States - Las Vegas

Today, I was at the park when I saw a homeless man. I gave him my sandwich, since he needed it more than me. Seconds later, he was attacked by a flock of birds. FML

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You deserved it 1 751

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By Anonymous - 12/11/2010 21:31 - United States

Today, I was outside, eating a sandwich, when I noticed a homeless man was standing in front of me. Upon making eye contact, he grabbed the rest of my sandwich and ran off. FML

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By oops - 19/04/2011 15:37 - United States

Today, as I was out walking, one homeless man sitting with two others asked me for something to eat. Trying to do a good deed, I bought the three men a bag of apples. They then fought viciously over them before the first man chased me for handing them to "the wrong one." FML

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You deserved it 4 514

By :| - 16/04/2011 02:04 - Canada

Today, I was sitting in the park eating a sandwich, when a homeless guy asked me for some spare change. I said I didn't have any. He offered an "erotic striptease" in exchange for my sandwich. I said no. He gave one anyway. I walked back to work on an empty stomach. FML

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You deserved it 6 376

By Anonymous - 14/04/2009 14:07 - United States

Today, I was walking through the park eating fries. There was an old woman feeding a few pigeons. They didn't seem too interested, so I threw some fries down as I walked by to try and help her out. About 2 minutes later, I heard screaming. A huge group of pigeons were attacking the old woman. FML

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You deserved it 19 901

By ihateseagulls - 07/04/2011 23:28 - United States

Today, while at the beach, my little sister thought it would be cute to feed a small seagull some of her food. Minutes later a flock of seagulls swarmed and attacked me and my sandwich. FML

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You deserved it 4 124

By groom - 12/12/2008 02:30 - France

Today, I cut my nice and tasty home-made sandwich in half to give to a homeless man. He tasted it, pulled an unimpressed face, and then stuck it in his pocket. FML

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You deserved it 3 150

By I_Am_The_Edge - 11/06/2009 16:06 - United States

Today, I was at the park when I saw a homeless man sleeping on a bench. I thought it would be funny to throw a small rock at him. He thought it would be funny to pull out his knife and chase me for six blocks. FML

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By Anonymous - 13/11/2012 11:34 - United States - Macungie

Today, a homeless man asked me for some money to eat. He ate the five dollars I gave him. FML

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You deserved it 4 347

By fencernick - 22/04/2009 10:40 - United States

Today, I was eating a hamburger on the street when a pigeon came down to take a bite. I ran and got 30 birds or so chasing me. My legs were burning, half of my burger was gone, and an entire office building was laughing at me. FML

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By justcomesnaturally - 04/11/2012 00:37 - United States - Danby

Today, I realized that I'm a terrible human being. For the first time in my life, I gave some change to a homeless guy, but only so he'd get out of my face long enough for me to watch two other bums beating the crap out of each other over a sandwich. FML

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You deserved it 34 644

Hammer1722 19

Thursday 10 September 2015 9:22

That's horrible! Good on you for being a good person OP

nzhx 23

Thursday 10 September 2015 9:22

It's the thought that counts, OP. It's a shame your act of kindness took a wrong turn.

Comments

aricuu 4

Tuesday 15 September 2015 21:43

More like **** his life

shartmydarts 8

Thursday 17 September 2015 0:08

HAAAAHAHAHHHhHHHhAHAHAHAAA!!!! Good on you, OP, for doing something kind for your fellow man, but Jesus Christ that is ******* hilarious, it doesn't matter that he was homeless, it's just funny to see anybody get attacked by birds for their sandwich ??? thanks for the laugh, OP

Mandaeryn 10

Thursday 17 September 2015 5:31

NightHawk4926? Looks like a Battle Tag to me.

AwkwardKarma 18

Friday 18 September 2015 12:08

That's **** his life. Not yours.

Oz_the_great 10

Monday 5 October 2015 6:22

I agree,the homeless guy's life sucks

OneFourHo 2

Tuesday 6 October 2015 22:46

Whew, you dodged the bullet on that one

halfawannabe 14

Monday 12 October 2015 9:44

I have to go with you deserved this. You did something nice and the universe didn't shit on you, I have to assume that was some kind of Karmic payback for something the homeless person did.

Rababco 29

Sunday 1 May 2016 22:34

Wow, you try to make someone's life better and end up making it worse, that sucks. It's not your fault OP and it was really sweet that you put the homeless man before yourself. You seem to be a very sweet and compassionate person. He just had very bad luck.