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By Anonymous - 26/06/2010 00:29 - United States

Today, I was at the store when I saw two extremely hot girls. I walked into their aisle and they looked at me and smiled. I stopped and pretended to look at something so I could listen to what they were saying. They started laughing and walked away. It turned out I was reading a box of tampons. FML

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By Dv0829 - 21/10/2011 05:42 - United States

Today, I went to the store with my girlfriend. She needed to use the bathroom so I started looking at the books. It wasn't until the manager shot me a weird look that I realized I'd wandered down too far and was looking at bridal magazines, holding tampons, dog treats, and hair spray. FML

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By amy - 16/10/2013 21:52 - United States - Wellesley Hills

Today, as I worked as a cashier, two girls came up laughing. I smiled as I rang them up, asking what had made them laugh so hard. One looked me dead in the face and said, "You." They then both walked away, laughing. FML

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By dinosaurboy - 06/02/2010 20:01 - United States

Today, my mom and I went to the mall to look for some boxer briefs. While looking, I saw two girls I knew from school, so I went over to say hello. At least, that was my plan, but my mom screamed, "Look! These have dinosaurs on them!" They left the store giggling. FML

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By C BOMB - 14/09/2015 23:58 - Australia - Toowong

Today, I was getting coffee when I pulled my lip balm from my pocket and started playing with it in my hands, tapping it on my face and lip. There were there two gorgeous guys in front of me who kept turning around and staring at me. I was actually holding a tampon. FML

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By ghgfd - 06/03/2013 14:53 - Canada - Barrie

Today, I went to the store to pick up some feminine products. As I was paying, the male cashier looked at me sympathetically and asked if it was my girlfriend's time of the month. I'm a girl and was buying them for myself. FML

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By sonofmilf - 17/05/2009 05:46 - United States

Today, I was working at a grocery store when a couple of my co-workers called a code pink in aisle 22, which means there was an attractive woman in that aisle. After hearing about how hot she was, I went over to see her for myself. It was my mom. FML

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By embarassed - 12/10/2009 14:13 - United States

Today, I went to the grocery store. I saw a very cute guy in the aisle and smiled. He smiled back and blushed a little. He walked over and I flirted with him. He said, "I thought you should know the zipper on your jeans is down" and walked away. It was. FML

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By secretdeo - 24/08/2009 04:48 - United States

Today, I was at the store buying some feminine products. At the cash register, the clerk said to me "Dude, you know those are for girls right?" I am a 30 year old woman. FML

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By SweeT - 25/10/2008 16:55

Today, I tried to pick up two girls by asking them what time it was. They burst out laughing. FML

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By Anonymous - 24/07/2013 20:56 - United States - South Hadley

Today, I was buying condoms but was a little embarrassed so I went to the self-check. I scanned the condoms, then a magazine and tried to put the condoms under the magazines to hide them. The store guy saw me, thought I was shoplifting and I was kicked out of the store. FML

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jizzmode 0

Saturday 26 June 2010 9:31

You could've been like, "These are for your monthly gift, but I can be your nightly gift"

ezioaudatore 0

Saturday 26 June 2010 9:14

ydi idiot just say its for your sister

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ReptarOzoneKing 0

Saturday 26 June 2010 10:21

number 15 loving the narwhal tat :) 

the_Flirt 0

Saturday 26 June 2010 10:26

haha wtf

RawrBunneh 0

Saturday 26 June 2010 10:27

TAMPWNED!

lololol24 0

Saturday 26 June 2010 11:13

107, ahahahaha

the_Flirt 0

Saturday 26 June 2010 10:29

tampons scare me

superbadd 0

Saturday 26 June 2010 10:32

today I was laid off, I was supposed to fire Uranus, but I guess I was doin' it wrong. Pervy sentence of the day xD srry I was bored -.-

GodinezXC 0

Saturday 26 June 2010 10:35

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Saturday 26 June 2010 10:37



GodinezXC 0

Saturday 26 June 2010 10:40

well this time it's goodbye for sure. it's almost 2am here. 

superbadd 0

Saturday 26 June 2010 10:42

it's almost 4am here nd goodnight :)

GodinezXC 0

Saturday 26 June 2010 10:44

good night

the_Flirt 0

Saturday 26 June 2010 10:37

superbadd 0

Saturday 26 June 2010 10:43

I think u smell like cheetos and hushpuppies... whatcha been eatin'

advent2060 4

Saturday 26 June 2010 10:50

well he is earring his cat so I could only imagine what else he mighta shoved in that mouth of his

advent2060 4

Saturday 26 June 2010 10:51

bloody hell damn auto correct *eating NOT earring =[

superbadd 0

Saturday 26 June 2010 11:00

lmao poor cat and ikr

11colio11 4

Saturday 26 June 2010 11:05

*facepalm*

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