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By confused - 07/04/2013 14:51 - Australia - Glen Waverley

Today, I was at University when a giant mascot started walking in my direction. As they walked past, they whispered my name seductively. I still don't know who it was. FML

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By Becca - 11/04/2012 03:49 - United States - Tampa

Today, while walking to work, I swore I saw one of my old friends from college standing in the park across the street. I started shouting her name and waving my hands like a maniac to get her attention. It was a statue. FML

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On Target, almost

By Anonymous - 25/09/2019 06:00

Today, I was walking through Target when I was pulled aside by a very attractive girl who began kissing me. She stopped, because I wasn't who she thought I was. Disappointed, I turned around to see her very angry, very large boyfriend behind me. FML

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Spooky

By Lizzielollipop816 - 18/02/2010 06:38 - United States

Today, I was at McDonald's. I bumped into a guy, and as I was helping him pick up his food, I realized he was cute. I began smiling and I was about to introduce myself, when he began laughing and said, "It's you! I've heard about you!" He left laughing. I still don't know who he is, or what made him laugh. FML

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By Maria - 20/08/2012 13:25 - Estonia - Tallinn

Today, a stranger came up to me with a flirty smile, greeted me by my name, and asked if I remembered him. No matter how hard I tried, I couldn't remember, so I asked him to tell me. He promptly left with a disappointed look. He was the most gorgeous person I've ever seen. FML

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By Anonymous - 12/10/2010 23:51 - United States

Today, I started college after a night out. I'd got tipsy at the club and started dancing with a cute guy. He asked for my number. I didn't want to give it to him, so I gave him a rejection number. Guess who's the new professor for my bio class? And yes, he recognized me. FML

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By grenade - 17/07/2011 06:24 - United States

Today, I was at a club with my friends, when a group of guys approached us. It got quiet for a second, and I heard one of them say, "It's okay, I've got the fat one this time," then walk over and start talking to me. FML

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By Anonymous - 02/11/2014 16:44 - United States - Rome

Today, I was singing in my dorm. When I left a little later, a cute guy came up to me and asked if I was the girl who'd been singing. I proudly said yes. He replied, "Good thing you finally shut the fuck up!" and walked away. FML

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By LynnJ - 06/02/2010 02:18 - Canada

Today, I walked past a group of men at the mall and one of them mooed at me. FML

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Jumpy

By Anonymous - 21/05/2009 00:11 - United States

Today, I was sitting at my college campus; there were good looking girls all around me and I was trying to catch their eye and smile, letting them know I'm available. A butterfly flew by me and I screamed. FML

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Caught in the act

By Anonymous - 14/01/2010 05:10 - United States

Today, I was on the computer in the library on campus. I was Facebook-stalking a really cute girl that I often see on campus. As I'm looking at her profile pictures, I turn around and the girl is standing right behind me. She gave me a disgusted look and walked off. FML

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_GoodGuy 11

Sunday 7 April 2013 19:04

You liked it didn't you, don't lie ;)

emeraldisle 30

Sunday 7 April 2013 19:06

Looks like you've got a secret admirer.

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cman1322 9

Sunday 7 April 2013 23:35

I need everybody to like this comment

bluerhhajfk 17

Monday 8 April 2013 0:10

Maybe the mascot was just saying the same name to everyone over and over until he found someone whose name it actually was and creeped them out.

noelasis94 18

Monday 8 April 2013 0:33

The mascots just bringing sexy back so be cool.

arsenicalhumor 30

Monday 8 April 2013 1:25

FOLLOW THAT MASCOT! AWAY!!!

arsenicalhumor 30

Monday 8 April 2013 1:37

Follow that mascot!! AWAY!!!

arsenicalhumor 30

Monday 8 April 2013 1:38

Ofcourse I said it twice -.-; Sorry.

icepick23 12

Monday 8 April 2013 1:43

Hey, at least you are hot!

Storia30 9

Monday 8 April 2013 1:46

Cute, but not really a FML.

vanessa09865 23

Monday 8 April 2013 1:56

Well obviously this person is your new boyfriend/girlfriend. Go get em 'confused'!

NurseJonathan 9

Monday 8 April 2013 3:18

Can you get rug burn from a costume? Anyone?

Jacksparrow72 21

Monday 8 April 2013 3:48

That's hawt

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On Target, almost

Spooky

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