This is a Nearly FML. It’s an FML, nearly. It got positive votes from the users, by wasn’t approved by our team.

By charlie3289 - 27/10/2013 05:01 - United States

Today, I was at work when I found an iPhone on the floor. I decided not to turn it into the manager and keep it. Five minutes later, a customer asked if anyone had turned in her missing phone. I said no and began to walk away, when her friend called her phone. It rang. She recognized the ringtone. FML
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Top comments

kaprookie 3

Thats what you get you twat, don't you have a conscience?

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Comments

Flubberwuffer 9

You straight up stole something and lied about it, this shouldn't be an fml

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BloodyGlass 10

Glad you didn't go to my college. People leave their phones, keys, wallets, and other things of the like to mark their tables at the library and in the dining halls. You would've gotten the shit kicked out of you.

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LyricaSilvan 29

You deserve the shame from getting busted, and I hope you got written up!

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EnderKris 17

WOW! Serves you right you jerk! Lying to someone's face like that! But hey I'm sure a phone was totally worth the risk right? WRONG!!

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KarmaRules4 7

Which shows you have no morals. Hopefully nobody is dumb enough to trust you or the poster since neither of you have a shred of integrity

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MozillaHostile 21

I'd probably do the same thing. I'm a dick.

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Just4EverBeingMe 4

You idiotic thief...maybe you should think about your actions before doing them

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HookemHorns21 7

You're an asshole and deserve what u got

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