By MoxleyCrue - 17/08/2015 07:34 - United States - Pittsburgh

Today, I was attacked by a duck. I thought I was higher on the food chain than that. FML
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MoxleyCrue 17

OP here. I was eating in its general proximity. That's what I was doing. Eating things it wanted.

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CliffyB03 28

Then he waddled away. Waddle waddle waddle. Till the very next day.

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leopardwilliam 22

Were you annoying it? Not sure if ydi or not

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Comments

FMLexpert1211 5

Brush,ducks are savage af

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drunkturtle 14

Ducks are crazy Man. Always be on guard while walking near a pond

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Pinto_2015 9

and not a duck was given that day.....I'll leave now....

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worldclassrager 39

Did you happen to be eating a sandwich? It wanted the bread

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Badkarma4u 17

Next time, glue him to a tree. They hate that.

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hellnosucka 27

I will safely assume that no creature would actually like that.

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oakcrush 16

Well now you're ducked.

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psychopolarbear 28

You've obviously never been attacked by a duck. Also, you should look up what the inside of a goose's mouth looks like. It's terrifying

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beeferjay 34

feel free to be as large a ****** you like, ducks dont scare me. they never have. it should show some respect for an animal that can eat it for dinner

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iAmDictionary 13

I sincerely hope you get attacked by a duck #24

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CaptMacLeod 45

Once had a duck invade our camp at the start of the weekend. We started calling him "dinner." He'd truck in and out, being greeted by cries of "Hey dinner!" By Sunday, he showed up when we called for him.

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