Miscellaneous: Today, I was attending my bachelor party. I watched a very attractive...

By wellthisisawkward80 - 06/11/2011 05:15 - United States

Today, I was attending my bachelor party. I watched a very attractive young girl dancing on a pole, giving me a seductive look. As she walked up to me, I realized it was my soon-to-be wife's younger sister. FML

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By O0hdear - 27/08/2015 17:44 - United States - Humble

Today, I went to my fiance's cousin's wedding with him. I got drunk and danced like a stripper in front of his entire extended family, who I'd just met that day. FML

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By sexyfreak2510 - 03/09/2009 06:47 - South Africa

Today, at my bachelorette party, I got so wasted, I ended up giving my stripper a lap dance because he "wasn't doing it properly". There's photos. FML

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By elisabeth_pwnes - 16/03/2012 10:38 - Norway

Today, my fiancé came home drunk with some girl. Then he told her that I was his sister. FML

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By Uhh - 13/06/2011 16:12 - United States

Today, I was at my sister's wedding reception. My boyfriend of 3 years decided to give a toast to the happy couple. He was drunk and confessed his undying love to my sister. FML

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By sisterofthebride - 03/10/2014 20:22 - United States

Today, my sister and her new husband invited our family and my fiancé over to look at their wedding pictures. Turns out, I caught the bouquet and flashed the world in the process. FML

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By damn it rose - 31/05/2014 13:40 - United Kingdom - Derby

Today, my ex-girlfriend proposed to me, at my wedding. FML

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By f*** - 06/03/2009 00:39 - United States

Today, I was meeting my sister's fiancé. I went to an internet cafe before I went to her house for dinner with them. I was on a computer and there was this really attractive man next to me. I was flirting with him and we exchanged numbers. Turns out, he is my sister's fiancé. FML

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By Closingwild - 21/07/2012 06:18 - Mexico - Zapopan

Today, I introduced my boyfriend to my sister, but they already knew each other from my sister's work. She's an exotic dancer. FML

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By StillSingle - 29/06/2009 18:14 - United States

Today, I went to my friend's beautiful wedding. The only other single girl there was 5 years old. She caught the bouquet. FML

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By my boyfriend is a slut - 03/11/2017 04:00

Today, I took my new boyfriend to my step-sister's wedding. He knew more people there than I did, including 3 bridesmaids he used to sleep with. FML

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Sunday 6 November 2011 12:10

Just don't forget who you're going to marry, bro. Let her use her seductive look to catch someone else.

Tektite 14

Sunday 6 November 2011 12:13

Be glad it wasn't your mother in law lol D:

Comments

chilla4m3 6

Monday 7 November 2011 19:19

This is why you should know more about your wife-to-be's family. Talk about awkward. As for the people who say bachelor parties are wrong. If my fiance's bachelor party ended up at a strip club or with a stripper I wouldn't care. After all its just looking. NOW if he felt that he needed a one last screw with some other chick then I would have a problem and several men (including fiance) would soon be in pain.

HunterAlpha1 8

Monday 7 November 2011 21:26

how do we know this was at a strip club? maybe your friends put her up to it. and maybe she's hoping you'll double-dip into her family tree ;-)

siahbean 1

Tuesday 8 November 2011 3:53

Dont be a pig. Grow up youre getting married

cynimoxus 0

Tuesday 8 November 2011 6:07

Ouch, avoid that sister buddy.

sakforduc 0

Tuesday 8 November 2011 15:15

Going to a strip club isn't always a bad thing. My wife went for a bachelorette and came back horny as hell. Let's just say it was a great couple days. Not to mention she got to compare what she has at home with the strippers merchandise. Apparently I'm more equipped then most of the strippers so it worked out for the best!

5t3ff1k4h 44

Tuesday 8 November 2011 16:14

Ha. Guess that'll scare you off of strip clubs for a while. "How was the bachelor party, dear?"

White_Knightspc 0

Tuesday 8 November 2011 20:20

JERRY JERRY JERRY!!!

CactusTea 1

Wednesday 9 November 2011 1:00

Just out out of curiosity, I really, really hope the people saying the OP deserves it, aren't the type who say it's wrong and disgusting for men to go see strippers, but it's totally different and cool when women go and see Chippendales dancers on a girl's night out. I see this statement a LOT, and the hypocrisy really bugs me. 99percent of the time, it's harmless fun on both sides.

granolabutt8 7

Thursday 10 November 2011 9:06

Oh my gosh, a rational person on FML. I would never go to Chippendale's (grosses me out), but I could care less if my bf goes to a strip club. It's just like reading Playboy or looking at pictures/movies online - it's not that he cares about those women at all, or will even get to touch them.