Miscellaneous: Today, I was awakened, in the middle of the night, by the sound... - FML

By holycow - 22/02/2010 09:28 - United States

Today, I was awakened, in the middle of the night, by the sound of crying coming from outside. There's a mile in between houses where I live. FML

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By Deborah - 27/10/2011 06:41 - United States

Today, I saw my upstairs neighbor outside getting the mail. She asked how my day was, and then apologized that the sound of her baby's crying through the walls kept me up last night. Apparently she heard me when I yelled at 2am for her fucking demon spawn to shut up. FML

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By MALICEG - 26/05/2012 07:00 - United States - Oklahoma City

Today, there was a knock on my apartment door. It was the man from next-door, who sarcastically asked if I was alright, because he said he heard me screaming in agony. I was singing. FML

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Good night, sleep tight

By sleepy - 01/07/2019 02:10

Today, I was trying to fall asleep. Unfortunately, my next-door neighbor's baby began to cry. I closed the window and rolled over, unable to hear the crying anymore. My dog's hearing is better than mine, and so he started barking. Goodbye, good night's sleep. FML

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You deserved it 201

By LostSleep - 24/05/2016 21:54 - United Kingdom

Today, I was woken at 4 a.m. by the sounds of someone crashing down the stairs. I scrambled out, still half-asleep, to find out that nobody was in an agonized heap at the bottom. The walls are so thin in my house that I could hear the neighbour falling down HIS stairs. FML

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You deserved it 786

By scaredshitless - 10/04/2019 18:00

Today, at 2:30am, I heard my baby crying on the monitor. As I got out of bed, she stopped crying and started laughing. There's nobody else in the house. FML

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You deserved it 250

By elle - 23/05/2011 10:17

Today, I found out that the peaceful rain I'd been listening to all night was really a broken water-main flooding my entire yard. FML

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You deserved it 4 142

By tireedddddd - 25/11/2011 16:24 - United States

Today, I was woken up at 6am to the sound of my mother on the back deck of the house hooting like an owl. FML

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You deserved it 2 484

By WTF - 07/03/2011 09:19

Today, I was awoken by my neighbor pounding on my back door at 3 am, only to look outside and see my car engulfed in flames. FML

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You deserved it 3 069

By frenchpop1960 - 23/02/2009 21:58 - United States

Today, I was over at my boyfriend's house and I heard a strange sound. I laughed and said, "It sounds like a dog throwing up!" He listened for a second and said "That's my mom crying downstairs." FML

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You deserved it 41 855

Yikes

By AAAAAAAAAAAAA - 11/07/2022 07:00 - United States - Steele

Today, I heard a scream that sounded suspiciously like my cat when he's just had a nightmare or is otherwise in a state of extreme distress. I found him chilling on my couch, so I walked back to my room, when I heard the scream again. I ran back and he was still chilling. It was my neighbor's son screaming outside. FML

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Top comments

mcicycool 0

Monday 22 February 2010 16:04

that's just creepy.. I say gtfo of there

MoonyIce 0

Monday 22 February 2010 16:20

It was likely just some animals having sex. When they're mating, a lot of animals - foxes especially - can sound rather horrifyingly like a human in distress.

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2nite 0

Tuesday 23 February 2010 12:37

strangers!

hypergrafia 1

Tuesday 23 February 2010 13:08

So you're woken up in the middle of the night by a woman in distress and your response is "go to hell bitch, I need my beauty sleep."? What an *asshole*!

DawnFireAngel 0

Tuesday 23 February 2010 13:59

ZOMG IT'S A WITCH XD

Lisa89 3

Tuesday 23 February 2010 15:54

soo?... The cry could be a cat? Then what?

STEREOSCOPIC 0

Wednesday 24 February 2010 0:07

how the **** I this an fml? fmylife mods suck!

grundo1561 0

Wednesday 24 February 2010 0:21

Zoey startled the witch! XD

llolatyourlife 0

Wednesday 24 February 2010 0:49

I actualy thought someone dropped off a baby on their porch with a note but haunted sounds better lol

_Stella_4561 0

Wednesday 24 February 2010 1:40

maybe it was the weeping woman also known as La llorona. jkjk unless you live by a river!

DCShay182 0

Wednesday 24 February 2010 3:14

baby on your doorstep?

alex13013_fml 0

Wednesday 24 February 2010 4:52

Kill your light...It's a witch...

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Today, my girlfriend reached into my pocket to get my keys so she could get something out of my car. When she yanked them out, the condom that we'd just used flew up into the air and landed on the floor in front of her entire family. FML

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Today, I called back a number I'd recently missed a call from. To my surprise, it was my boyfriend's fiancée's number. I've been with him four years, he's been with her for six. Turns out, not only is he a cheating jerk, but technically I'M the other woman. FML

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Today, I realized that my boyfriend will only have sex with me if I am on my stomach and not revealing my face. FML

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Today, my mother told me that I was "made" in the bathroom of the store I work at now. She even pointed out which stall. FML

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Today, I found out that my mother-in-law thinks that Trump is the "best man to walk the earth since Jesus," and that he's "fighting the deep state who's in control of the fake news." She tried to indoctrinate me. FML

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Today, my ex got arrested for stealing. His new girlfriend texted me asking if I could lend her money to bail him out. FML

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Today, it's the third night in a row that I have had a sexual dream involving another woman. I'm married and when I tried talking to my husband about pleasing me better, he told me he doesn't want to go down on me because it makes him nervous. FML

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Today, I realised that the most kisses I ever get are in text messages from my Dad. FML

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