Kids: Today, I was babysitting a young boy. I accidentally let a few...

By Kelly - 02/10/2011 04:53 - United States

Today, I was babysitting a young boy. I accidentally let a few words slip when I dropped something. He won't stop dropping the F bomb and his mother is coming to get him in the morning. FML

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By Nick - 20/07/2013 19:37 - United States - Los Angeles

Today, I was babysitting a little boy for the first time. He kept using all sorts of profanity toward me the whole evening, so I told his mom when she picked him up. She just grunted and muttered, "Fucking cunt-ass snitch." FML

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Thought crime

By Son of a BITCH - 21/09/2024 23:00 - United States

Today, while babysitting a 9-year-old boy, I stubbed my toe on a coffee table. I yelled, "SON OF A…" but managed to stop myself before saying the last part. The boy yelled, "You were gonna say bitch! I'm telling mom and dad!" and, despite my desperate attempts to dissuade him, he did just that. Guess who's fired. FML

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You ******* idiot

By Handuh15 - 31/05/2019 16:00

Today, I was babysitting with my best friend, watching my one-year-old cousin. We thought it would be funny to say a bunch of swear words in front of him, since he didn't know how to talk. Five minutes later, guess what his first word was? And guess who won't be invited over for a while? FML

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By mandy - 10/04/2009 15:35 - United States

Today, I was babysitting my neighbor's kid. We were playing in the yard, when he fell and got a small scratch on his leg. I gasp, and he takes a huge breath in and yells, "FUUUCK!!!" as loud as possible. The parents thought it was me, and the mother slapped me in the face. FML

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Shouldn't have worn a thong...

By Shouldn'taWornaThong - 10/02/2018 07:00 - United States - Tempe

Today, while shopping at my local grocery store, a young boy came up behind me and pulled my pants down while snickering. I was so shocked and horrified that I dropped the f-bomb. His mother yelled at me for "ruining his innocence". FML

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Dream baby dream

By CJ. - 05/05/2021 14:01 - Canada - Montr?al

Today, I had to babysit a 9 year-old girl. I hadn't slept for almost 40 hours and fell half-asleep while sitting on her couch for two minutes. She asked me something, but I thought it was a dream and answered with, "Your mom's a hoe." When I woke up, I realized I'd said it out loud instead of in my head. FML

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Parroting

By Anonymous - 06/07/2024 00:00 - Australia

Today, my toddler repeated a very inappropriate word I'd said when I'd stubbed my toe. He chose to do this in the middle of a crowded supermarket, loudly, and repeatedly. Now the whole town probably thinks I have questionable parenting skills. FML

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Proportional response

By Anonymous - 16/10/2020 16:58

Today, our house caught fire. While trying to help my mom get to safety, the word "fuck" accidentally escaped my mouth. Once we were safe, she said I was grounded for swearing. I'm 19. FML

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Brat era

By bastards - This FML is from back in 2014 but it's good stuff - Netherlands - Den Haag

Today, I babysat the brattiest and most foul-mouthed 8-year-old I've ever met. After I survived three hours of it, his parents finally came home. He claimed I'd invited a boy over and that we did "stuff" on the couch all evening. They believed him. I didn't get paid, to say the least. FML

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By bigbro - 06/09/2016 08:05 - Australia - Southbank

Today, I was babysitting my 6-year-old brother and was playing Mario. When I won, he called me a cunt. I was in shock and asked him where he learnt the word. He said from me when I was driving. He then told my mum that I taught him a new word. Easy to say, I'm in big trouble. FML

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Doortje 29

Sunday 2 October 2011 12:37

Ohhh she's going to **** you up. Teaching a little kid words like that, how ******* dare you?

juturnaamo 29

Sunday 2 October 2011 12:57

Accidentally stub your toe. Say Grosh! Or something equally silly. Act stunned and say 'Please don't tell your mom I said Grosh! Im in so much Groshing trouble...'

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jshsmith1995 0

Sunday 2 October 2011 18:41

Don't react to him saying it, he'll stop

margie4peace 11

Sunday 2 October 2011 19:12

It's too bad spanking a child for cussing is now considered child abuse. Try to explain what happened BEFORE the mother has a chance to hear him say it. Be very apologetic! If you try to hide it, it will come back to bite you in the... Rear end.

kbt13 0

Sunday 2 October 2011 20:33

I'm sorry, you stopes something and cussed? I'm not a saint or anything, but srsly?

daydreamer244 13

Sunday 2 October 2011 21:29

just blame it on someone else. tht always works

Rachelrock21 6

Monday 3 October 2011 2:04

Wow ur an idiot. What the f were u thinking

bizarre_ftw 21

Monday 3 October 2011 2:41

Tell him he miss heard you & that you said "flock" then tell him is has some fantastical 2nd meaning

pinacolada05 4

Monday 3 October 2011 3:24

u say F... i usually say sh..

bizarre_ftw 21

Monday 3 October 2011 5:02

I've been in two situations where I used an involuntary exclamation (my friend passed out while walking back from lunch and I forgot my morning tea in a moving car) and both times, when I could've written off sayings such as: oh ****, shit, god damnit, oh ******* **** shit, shit damn ****, and the like, (I'm honestly embarrassed about this), I said: Oh geeze BOTH TIMES!!!! >.< *facepalm*