By Kelly - 02/10/2011 04:53 - United States

Today, I was babysitting a young boy. I accidentally let a few words slip when I dropped something. He won't stop dropping the F bomb and his mother is coming to get him in the morning. FML
I agree, your life sucks 12 200
You deserved it 38 233

Same thing different taste

Top comments

Ohhh she's going to **** you up. Teaching a little kid words like that, how ******* dare you?

juturnaamo 29

Accidentally stub your toe. Say Grosh! Or something equally silly. Act stunned and say 'Please don't tell your mom I said Grosh! Im in so much Groshing trouble...'

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ChrisTheCalm 9

Time to become the evil babysitter and start beating the shit out of him to get your money. :) Or you can let him **** up your job your choice silver fox.

a_nutritionist 10

@70 i doubt he knew what **** meant before she said it too...its only fine because the parents dont know what it means. if they do, youre gefickt.

Yeaaaaa, dealing with kids 101: make up silly but harmless swear words. ... or become like Ned Flandiddlyanders

Sucks for you. I feel for you. I don't get parents these days. They seem under the impression you can actually keep kids from hearing words like that. As a result if they hear it, it's new, it's special, it's exciting, it's forbidden fruit, it's more important than any other word. Instead of chewing out anyone who exposes their children to a little thing called LIFE; they COULD just give up on the double standard. Don't actually say that by the way. The argument goes: "So you think it's OK for kids to hear that?" "No, that's not my point at all" (Only hears the "No") "Blah, blah, I'm more moral than you, blah, blah, bad influence, blah, Oprah/Dr Phil/Dr Oz/This book says, blah, somehow the fact that I pushed a human being out my snatch makes me infinitely wise, blah, blah, power trip." END (You can keep arguing but the conversation is over)

CooperDelton 0
Llama_Face89 33

You could always tell her what happened and apologize. She may be understanding. Of course she also may tear you a new one. Time to live on the edge I suppose.

HunterAlpha1 8

you've gotta be careful what you say around kids, they always pick up the bad stuff. words like penis, ****, and shit are just a few examples.

Explain that the kid saw a duck on TV and now you suspect he has a speech impediment. haha

you tell a kid not to do something or say something, he is gonna do it more. you are ******.