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Yeaaaaa, dealing with kids 101: make up silly but harmless swear words. ... or become like Ned Flandiddlyanders
Sucks for you. I feel for you. I don't get parents these days. They seem under the impression you can actually keep kids from hearing words like that. As a result if they hear it, it's new, it's special, it's exciting, it's forbidden fruit, it's more important than any other word. Instead of chewing out anyone who exposes their children to a little thing called LIFE; they COULD just give up on the double standard. Don't actually say that by the way. The argument goes: "So you think it's OK for kids to hear that?" "No, that's not my point at all" (Only hears the "No") "Blah, blah, I'm more moral than you, blah, blah, bad influence, blah, Oprah/Dr Phil/Dr Oz/This book says, blah, somehow the fact that I pushed a human being out my snatch makes me infinitely wise, blah, blah, power trip." END (You can keep arguing but the conversation is over)
16 - u owned
Explain that the kid saw a duck on TV and now you suspect he has a speech impediment. haha
Haha that'd be awesome to do! .-.
you tell a kid not to do something or say something, he is gonna do it more. you are ******.
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Ohhh she's going to **** you up. Teaching a little kid words like that, how ******* dare you?
Accidentally stub your toe. Say Grosh! Or something equally silly. Act stunned and say 'Please don't tell your mom I said Grosh! Im in so much Groshing trouble...'