Kids: Today, I was bitched out by my 17 year old son's teacher. It...

By Anonymous - 28/10/2011 15:52 - United States

Today, I was bitched out by my 17 year old son's teacher. It seems the idiot teacher made the kids advocate for his own political beliefs in a presentation, and my son ended his speech saying, "And it remains my opinion that our instructor is cramping my motherfucking style." Instant suspension. FML

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Today, I gave a presentation about how teachers don't intervene enough when students are being bullied. Afterwards, I was practically bullied by my teacher for "not choosing a serious topic." FML

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Buttsexpirate 9

Friday 28 October 2011 18:07

Like a motherfuckin boss!

sp4ksu_fml 4

Friday 28 October 2011 18:08

well maybe the teacher should lighten up a bit and stop crampin styles...

Comments

AwesomeNinjaGame 0

Saturday 29 October 2011 2:19

Well, the teacher didn't make them believe in it or even try to force his beliefs on them.. Simply, he asked them to "ADVOCATE" one specific belief. There's a difference and I see nothing wrong with this exercise :)

raykyogrou0 4

Saturday 29 October 2011 2:55

Hey if he gets suspended for saying his own opinion in class then its not your fault!

iwadasn 32

Sunday 30 October 2011 0:15

He didn't get suspended for expressing his opinion in class; he got suspended for swearing while doing so.

condiment_queen 13

Saturday 29 October 2011 3:26

I would be so proud of my son for that. And the teacher was asking for it. Your life doesn't suck, ur kids awesome.

mimiame 2

Saturday 29 October 2011 3:28

Worth it!!!

icanhazblivions 1

Saturday 29 October 2011 3:48

OP's a fag

grashopper8 7

Saturday 29 October 2011 4:09

At least your son has a brain. Regardless of his beliefs at least he has the balls to stand up for them. Good work mom :)

Shrike 23

Saturday 29 October 2011 4:33

I dont see why people are standin' up for the professor :S it kind of clearly says there he made the whole class do propaganda speeches for his political shit, how's that ethical or fair at all?!

BlacOpsMaximus 5

Saturday 29 October 2011 11:49

They were made to 'advocate' in school you are ask to advocate a certain political view, whether it be it his belief or someone else's. They were asked to do this and he added a not so mature twist at the end. Regardless if he disagreed he should've kept his comments to himself. FYI teachers are not permited to disclose their beliefs in school let alone push theirs onto his students because it results in his losing his job & credibility.

Bebbo_fml 21

Saturday 29 October 2011 4:38

Swearing is an issue in this case - its a sign of disrespect. Is it cause the suspension, no. It's a bit harsh. As for the teacher forcing their views on the students, you'll have to complain to the principle about that.